acidicman

Grraaaw. Where has this week gone? It was only a couple of days ago that I was enjoying the weekend drunk and now it's sneaked up again.

Problems with there being too many weekends is that it means deadlines at work get closer. I think they need to invent a few more days in the week so that it's possible to keep up with promised...
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"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, `Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?"

Yippee. I have friends in the cyber world. I just wish alcohol had as much effect on the internet as what it seems to have on me. I'm always amazed how I can come home, barely walk. But put me in front of a heyboard and I can type like a, like a, really good typer. Saw a bit of that film Virus when I...
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It's freakin September. Thats like month number 9. Ooops. Here cum the hiccups. Sucky Sucky cure needed. ( Read journal)

Hey Lizzie, I say you are a blackmailer. I understand you spproached me earlier "How can you justify eating another animal when you yourself are an animal?". Easy. Do you wanna make my next full flavour lizzie burger? If so, hang around darling. I'll make you. I bet even meat as tough as you can make a nice tender bit if mixed with the right...
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Why is my house so full of wildlife curently? There are millions of spiders everywhere. In my room now there are 4 moths buzzing around the ceiling and 3 giant daddy-long-legs creatures keep buzzing around everywhere looking for a good time. I saw a spider last night that must have been about 4 inches across. I could hear it scurrying across the floor.

I weighed...
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I wish I understoof things like ebay does. I'm like a small piece of squid, that a much larger animal must have a go at. Kajagoogoo. Too shy, shy, shy. Hush hush, eye to eye.

a Neverending story. So absolute pissed. Comedy lady Angie talking to my mate Nick. She want's his baby, he want's her to leave him alone. But he still loves it. In reality, he loves her as much as she loves him. Work that one out. I haaven't smoked for 3 weekends. I'm well impressed with myself. I can't quite see the end of my fingers,...
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Night fishing off a steep shingle beach.
Sound of the waves breaking and crashing millions of little pebbles around.
Moonlight shimmering on the bouncing waves.
The driftwood fire you use to see to bait the hooks.
The staring into the wind, waiting listening to the spray.

Aaarrgh. How is today tuesday, it feels like a Thursday. I've missed the last 3 Tuesdays and it's gone straight from Monday to Wednesday, yet this week it's been Tuesday for 3 days. Why don't days follow each other anymore?

Being forced away to a new computer where you don't have your music collection makes you choose the music you want to download to listen to. So far, Chris Rea - Road to Hell has been the triumphant song.

Should be going up the hills tomorrow. Always an enjoyable experience. Also, we are calling in at the new Tescos. It's a 2 floor shopping experience,...
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I do have the best guaranteed cure for hiccups in the world. I have yet to find anyone this doesn't work for. If you have hiccups and nothing seems to be curing them, try this. Put your head between your knees any try to put your mouth on your genitals. Try this for about 1 minute untill you nearly pass out from lack of breathing....
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