Kristina is here!!!!!!!!! 
My heart is black, and my lips are cold
Cities on flame with rock and roll
Due to April's influence, I have been listening to a lot of vintage
B.O.C lately...
Apparently I was the last human being on the planet to have not seen Shrek.
Kelley brought said DVD over tonight, and now I can proudly say I am on the Shrek...
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Cities on flame with rock and roll
Due to April's influence, I have been listening to a lot of vintage
B.O.C lately...
Apparently I was the last human being on the planet to have not seen Shrek.
Kelley brought said DVD over tonight, and now I can proudly say I am on the Shrek...
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mistakesmade:
Shrek 2 was cute, but I am so sick of seeing Shrek everything. Shrek chips, Shrek Slurpees. Today I even saw Shrek chesss 
I dunno about the media sometimes
I dunno about the media sometimes
drstinkypants:
i know what you mean my man.
i am all the day with my cock up for girls with just a hint of a southern accent.
lord have mercy.
i am all the day with my cock up for girls with just a hint of a southern accent.
lord have mercy.
What a lovely night for boozing it up in Minneapolis. Me & the lovely Kelley started off at Chevy's downtown, several Grande Margaritas and a few chicken tacos were consumed. Next up: Glueks. Kelley did not like the house beer, but that didn't stop me, and Kelley made due with her Bud Light with a shitload of olives.And Hookers & Blow played an inspiring set....
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charley:
Been skipping up the path all day 
I am really enjoying the new PJ, its more minimal than her previous albums but in a good way, I hate the British music press, they talk shite MUST remember never to listen to them
I am really enjoying the new PJ, its more minimal than her previous albums but in a good way, I hate the British music press, they talk shite MUST remember never to listen to them
maxi:
Awww a a magzine cover, if its Beaver Hunt no thx, lol
ya realionships can suck sometimes, and sometimes they are the best thing in the world, whats a girl to do?
ya realionships can suck sometimes, and sometimes they are the best thing in the world, whats a girl to do?
Alright, this has been bugging me for years, so I am just going to come out and ask: What the HELL is the origin of "fixin' ta", as in "I'm a fixin' ta boil me up some taters? I don't mean to insult anybody's heritage here, but Jesus Christ how does something like that manage to slither it's way into the vernacular of roughly 20%...
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drstinkypants:
Never seen Blow. I have a hard time getting into movies that are real popular like that.
Im broke as a joke so no more beer for me untill i get my shit together and get employed.
Shit always gets fucked up for me when i actually start caring. I just need to adjust to that fact.
Im broke as a joke so no more beer for me untill i get my shit together and get employed.
Shit always gets fucked up for me when i actually start caring. I just need to adjust to that fact.
jaklyn:
what group?
WHAT A DAY
first off...got a ticket on the way to work this morning...rolled through a stop sign, although Johnny Law said that "rolling through" was an exaggeration, which I couldn't argue with. Ya know when you are going 30-35 MPH, then hit the the brakes at the stop sign so you decelerate to about 15, then hit the gas? Well, that was the deal....
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first off...got a ticket on the way to work this morning...rolled through a stop sign, although Johnny Law said that "rolling through" was an exaggeration, which I couldn't argue with. Ya know when you are going 30-35 MPH, then hit the the brakes at the stop sign so you decelerate to about 15, then hit the gas? Well, that was the deal....
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drstinkypants:
We cant get a break can we?
Im so damn broke. Im sick of it. I havent gotten my car inspected becuase all my money has gone to paying fucking tickets.
Although, i should be grateful that i got pulled over before going to the bar, instead of after.
...and if you want it babe, well you can bleed on me
Im so damn broke. Im sick of it. I havent gotten my car inspected becuase all my money has gone to paying fucking tickets.
Although, i should be grateful that i got pulled over before going to the bar, instead of after.
...and if you want it babe, well you can bleed on me
azlea:
Hot member thread??
who me?
!
thanks
who me?
!
thanks
do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
toneski:
Nice one...what about "Big Red" remember that toy commercial?
I will have to tame down my list, it is looking like a double album still though...having it be non-genra specific is prolificly fucking me up.
I will have to tame down my list, it is looking like a double album still though...having it be non-genra specific is prolificly fucking me up.
charley:
hehe thanks!
hehe thanks!Why the hell is it so hard to find Orange Crush these days? You have to go on a freaking pilgrimage. I have to go all the way to Afrik Grocery on Cedar Ave. It's nice to see Abdee and Mohammed, but still...
And where the fuck are my pants?
And where the fuck are my pants?
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drstinkypants:
Haha. Yea we are irish. i think i can count the adult members of my family that arent addicts on one hand.
as i type this it is 2:50am monday night and i am cocked on Bass Ale.
ive never really had a problem with drinking but lately it seems to be the norm which worries me a bit.
as i type this it is 2:50am monday night and i am cocked on Bass Ale.
ive never really had a problem with drinking but lately it seems to be the norm which worries me a bit.
thejuanupsman:
hey thanks for checking, appreciate it. hah I am Irish too. Well mostly german but Irish is second largest ethnic group..
and here I always thought that was just a stereotype.
and here I always thought that was just a stereotype.
here's to a T-Wolves game 7 win & about 13-14 beers. Now that my compadres are on the road trying to avoid the flashing lights, I return my thoughts to more important things: Wishing the amazing Miss Benni a speedy recovery. Get well soon, Girly!!! 
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kasara:
I only have a couple Black Crowes discs. But I think we can all agree that their first one was the best anyways. I effing love 'She Talks to Angels'. One of my top 10 favourite songs ever.
toneski:
THats what Morphine is there for, to be listened to. Just make sure and listen to something inspirational while you watch the Wolves tonight...I need for them to win, or sadness will consume me for an undetermined amount of time.
Just listened to Urge Overkill's "Saturation" for the first time in forever. What a glorious motherfucking album it was!!! The boys are back together, I hear. Hopefully they won't implode this time. Anybody out there old enough to remember this band? If not, at least their appearance on the Pulp Fiction soundtrack ( Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon ) ? Throw me a freaking...
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relapsed_eric:
just saw them at first ave a month or two back...they were plenty drunk, but still quite entertaining...and a good draw as well.
acidevangelist:
where the hell was I?
I am outta the loop, man
I am outta the loop, man
acidevangelist:
last known longhair photo of AcidEvangelist, 1993
bring your laundry over here!
i will help you fold
we can make margaritas
and i can show you the fine
art of toilet seat etiquette
why do all my journal entries
involve margaritas?
i will help you fold
we can make margaritas
and i can show you the fine
art of toilet seat etiquette
why do all my journal entries
involve margaritas?
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judas:
i am waiting for my ass to stop jiggling and my tummy to be less squishy. hence the working out for the last few months. i think i'll be ready by the end of july.
charley:
Thanks hehe!
hehe!Lost your snake in a giant pile of laundry? Call the experts at 1800-BENNI, your limbless reptile recovery professionals!
mmm...frozen lamb fetus...
mmm...frozen lamb fetus...
benni:
ahahahaha! so gross. i don't even think it was fetal, though... just lamb...