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idiotsguide:
you're a douche
stella_marie:
ignore above comment. 
i think youre wonderful.
i think youre wonderful.
I joined Lifetime Fitness today, and worked out with a friend of mine. He is a fucking animal, he kicked my ass. With his help I may finally be able to answer the age-old question: Can one lose his beer gut while still drinking copious amounts of beer?
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned.
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melika:
deal!
i'll have a scrumpy jack cider please!
i'll have a scrumpy jack cider please!
ash:
my man has a huge gut and we dont know why, the rest of him is completely rock hard (hahahah! I said rock hard) .. he works out and does cardio and everything, doesnt drink beer .. its weird!
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skirttwlr:
Probably NOT going to have anything that is named "Snaggle" or "puss" anywhere near the lower half of my body.
anonymouse:
Toast is awesome.
The creepy Burger King thing? Not awesome.
The creepy Burger King thing? Not awesome.
Prostate exams do not a fun afternoon make.
Drinking, on the other hand, is a fine way to spend an evening.
Drinking, on the other hand, is a fine way to spend an evening.
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lizarose:
I know. But hey, that's just how I roll.
creative_slacker:
By anything, are we talking back rub, toe jam lickings... what is the scope of anything. I should know the parameters before asking -just to be on the safe side.
Thunderstorms. Feels like a Steely Dan / Joni Mitchell night.
I am a little melancholy this evening. I had to say goodbye to my dear friend pinko this week. It's not often that you find somebody that you feel so comfortable with, so at ease. She has made me a better person, I love her for that. I will miss you, young Elephant Painter. I...
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I am a little melancholy this evening. I had to say goodbye to my dear friend pinko this week. It's not often that you find somebody that you feel so comfortable with, so at ease. She has made me a better person, I love her for that. I will miss you, young Elephant Painter. I...
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catiedid:
hiya honey, long time no post 
kaseypoteet:
Dumbass is a term of endearment to me. If you'd prefer, I can call you dorkburger next time instead! 
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chai:
yay back ... 
laika:
I saw that!
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tarragon:
I used all my can of whupass on my own ex. I dont have any left to deal with someone else's.
pinkokitty:
I'll be up there shortly after five. Then, we need to go eat something, preferably something breakfast-y, as I am still the owner of a nasty hangover and just the thought of pizza makes me want to purge.
See you soon...pick a breakfast joint...
See you soon...pick a breakfast joint...
- Macaroni & cheese with cut up hotdogs
- Bud light
- Twins game on the tube
Yeah, I'm a rube tonight
- Bud light
- Twins game on the tube
Yeah, I'm a rube tonight
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lizarose:
good to know
lizarose:
now do you get that ratio by actually measuring, or do you just count like a bartender when you are squirting the condiments?
I went tanning this morning and burnt my ass.
That is all.
That is all.
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kelland:
^ Wow. That is really something.
That kind of math isn't fun for ME either. Remember. Kelland + alcohol = . I'm straight edge, bitch! Check it!
Haha.
That kind of math isn't fun for ME either. Remember. Kelland + alcohol =
. I'm straight edge, bitch! Check it!
Haha.
toneski:
time is running out....
time is running out....
Sleep is hard to come by these days
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charley:
No not queued, 'waiting to be queued' I really hope that changes soon though but I think it is unlikely for a while.
thejuanupsman:
It certainly is. Doesn't seem likely to change anytime soon either.
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heatherann007:
It might. If you can get me some Jenga for free, I'll see what I can do.
catiedid:
how is life treating you these days? are you healing? back in yoga? i feel so out of touch...