acidevangelist

We had our first softball practice this evening. No muscles pulled, no bones broken. Here's to little victories...

edit: I do not want to hear another word about your fucking myspace account.

oxalis:

I will not talk about myspace.

Happy to hear about your Spring endevours.

Apr 26, 2006

tiree:

Thanks. The prep was definately worse than the procedure. They give me great drugs.

Apr 26, 2006

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lillithvain:

Today is national friend day. You've been tagged as one of my friends! (I feel sorry for you).

I consider you my friend.

Ps... It's not a chain letter but you should pass it on to your friends!

Apr 26, 2006

alyk:

I need someone to take care of me when I'm old. Hospices are for the fucking birds.

Apr 26, 2006

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sully:

aww, your toooo kind!

Apr 13, 2006

drstinkypants:

ahaha

tocuhe.

Apr 14, 2006

paleenchantress:

i LOVE big cats ! that leopard is gorgeous !

Apr 5, 2006

darkjuan:

hmm... first image isn't loading up for me

Apr 6, 2006

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lili_von_schtupp:

You would agree then, that it's crucial to dispose of a hooker as soon as possible, so that you don't fall in love with her?

Apr 4, 2006

lili_von_schtupp:

I haven't had a sex buddy, but I am in the process of interviewing someone for the job.

Looks promising also.

Apr 4, 2006

Hung out with Benni tonight, for the first time in months. The world suddenly makes sense again.

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charley:

Yes my endless need to complicate things

Mar 27, 2006

paleenchantress:

Awwwwwwww, i wanna hang out with you guys !

Mar 27, 2006

woke up in the '20s
there were flappers and fruits in white suits
it was right before the crash
we got thrashed throughout the '30s
queuing up for soup in scabby sores
and they sent us off to war
we came back in the '40s
there were wheelchairs, guns, and ticker tape
we poured it on the floor
and made love to the interstates
we...
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charley:

I LOVE YOU!!

Mar 22, 2006

severus:

I won't say names but yeah, I don't know what to say about it except...ehhh.

Mar 22, 2006

Everybody's saying
That hell's the hippest way to go
Well I don't think so
But I'm gonna take a look around it though

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severus:

Yeeeees! You like that dontcha?

Mar 18, 2006

lili_von_schtupp:

If you like a woman that has more than one dead whore in her trunk.

Mar 18, 2006

when she's holding them the streetlights seem an awful lot like spotlites.
sometimes charlemagne gets uptight.
running numbers between bars.
running girls between the cars.
and sometimes charlemagne feels all right. all right.
charlemagne had eyes like a lover.
but last winter there was weather and her eyes they iced right over.
cassanova's in the corner and he's asking for a dance.
speedshooters driving round...
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