I used to own guinea pigs. My brother had one, and so did I. Mine was called shakey because it was a scared little motherfucker that would shake all the time. My brother's was called Blacky. Because he was... well, black. You can tell that my brother is very creative. Our neighbours had guinea pigs. Lots of them. They gave us their very favourite one when they moved and could not take it with them. They did not tell us that the piece of shit was pregnant. We ended up with lots of guineapigs. And those guineapigs had guineapigs, because in the world of guineapig, it's ok to fuck your family. They don't mind. Except we ended up with one retarded guinea named Linus. Linus had blue eyes, and teeth that were bucked just like inbred people.

Well, there is no point to this post. I just wanted to write about guineapigs and how animals like to fuck relatives. I have not fucked any of my relatives because I am not a guineapig, and also all of my relatives are ugly and smell like poo. The new SG site has smeared poo for a background. hahahaha look at all that smeared poop.

I once tried to kill a cat. But I failed. Bugger. I am going to have some pumpkin soup now because I can.