Kitty story time! because i don't know how you could not enjoy this story.
eric and i have our two kitties, melora and luca. luca is the kitchen kitty. anytime something's going on in the kitchen, she's in there like a shot. we found out how much she loves the kitchen this one night when eric was chopping vegetables and she was standing on her hind legs pawing his thigh and meowing plantiffly. eric was making a pork chops with macaroni and cheese blahblahblah we didn't feel like cleaning up before we ate so we left the pan with the cheese residue and the pork grease and sat down to eat. when we came back to the kitchen, luca had her nose and front two paws in the cheese pan, licking up residue and her tail swishing in the pan of grease. sooo we clean her up and chase her out of there. later, eric goes back towards the kitchen and finds luca sitting on top of the kitty scratcher with the discarded bag from the (pre-cooked) pork on her head (apparently she went through the bag to find it, and it apparently had about a half inch of porkjuice in it, which she had all over her head). needless to say, she was quite upset when we took the bag away. N.B. MY KITTY SMELLS LIKE PIIIIIIIGGIIIIIIES.
another a & e dialogue:
[a has just eaten waayyyyyy too much godiva ice cream and has been insaaane for at least a half hour]
e: of course i love playing with you sweetie!
e: don'tdrawonmyface.
eric and i have our two kitties, melora and luca. luca is the kitchen kitty. anytime something's going on in the kitchen, she's in there like a shot. we found out how much she loves the kitchen this one night when eric was chopping vegetables and she was standing on her hind legs pawing his thigh and meowing plantiffly. eric was making a pork chops with macaroni and cheese blahblahblah we didn't feel like cleaning up before we ate so we left the pan with the cheese residue and the pork grease and sat down to eat. when we came back to the kitchen, luca had her nose and front two paws in the cheese pan, licking up residue and her tail swishing in the pan of grease. sooo we clean her up and chase her out of there. later, eric goes back towards the kitchen and finds luca sitting on top of the kitty scratcher with the discarded bag from the (pre-cooked) pork on her head (apparently she went through the bag to find it, and it apparently had about a half inch of porkjuice in it, which she had all over her head). needless to say, she was quite upset when we took the bag away. N.B. MY KITTY SMELLS LIKE PIIIIIIIGGIIIIIIES.
another a & e dialogue:
[a has just eaten waayyyyyy too much godiva ice cream and has been insaaane for at least a half hour]
e: of course i love playing with you sweetie!
e: don'tdrawonmyface.
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