Looks like I am temporarily getting a cat come January. A friend is moving back in with her family temporarily now that she's back in town from college, and they don't want her to bring her new cat. So, until she can figure something else out or get her own place, I offered to take it. Her. Paddles.
Ugh. Paddles.
Anyway, never owned a cat before, and the only reason I've offered is because they are notoriously low-maintenance. I'm also slightly allergic, though I've been told by numerous sources that that will fade given some time. And it shouldn't cost me anything, as the family in question is buying all food, toys, etc. It is still her cat, it'll just be staying with me for a few months.
Thinking I'll append "the Death Dealer" to the name. Paddles the Death Dealer. Yes.
Violence has been threatened if I remove the cat's pink collar. There has to be some way I can make that brutal without technically removing it.
Ugh. Paddles.
Anyway, never owned a cat before, and the only reason I've offered is because they are notoriously low-maintenance. I'm also slightly allergic, though I've been told by numerous sources that that will fade given some time. And it shouldn't cost me anything, as the family in question is buying all food, toys, etc. It is still her cat, it'll just be staying with me for a few months.
Thinking I'll append "the Death Dealer" to the name. Paddles the Death Dealer. Yes.
Violence has been threatened if I remove the cat's pink collar. There has to be some way I can make that brutal without technically removing it.
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Poor Paddles the Death Dealer.