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Maybe I shouldn't be so mean.

Sorry, Carlos Mencia. I'm sure someone thinks you're funny. I mean, statistically, it's almost impossible that there isn't at least one out there.

Been really into pen and paper RPGs lately. Still only playing 4th Edition D&D with some friends, but now I find myself constantly wanting to try out the different classes. I desperately want to play a Human Warlock, and recently I felt an urge to start a Drow Warlord for an evil campaign.

As it is, I'm a Half-Elf Paladin.

That's right. The nerdiest of the nerdy.

But I'm a fucking kick ass tank. I just run in, get everything on me, and they take swing after swing at me. Even when they do hit, I have so much health it's almost never a problem. Plus, because I'm a Paladin of the Goddess of Death, any time I get a killing blow I heal myself.

I also have characters ready to go for Vampire: The Requiem, Deadlands, and the Star Wars RPG. What I don't have are a schedule that would let me play all these RPGs or enough people who actually want to play. Pretty much it's just me and one other guy who want to do all this.

I'd consider some online games but ones in which I've participated before never gave quite the experience I wanted.