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Monday Sep 12, 2005

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It is among US again - like an uncle that comes to visit once a week... I'm talking about MONDAY!! wink wink Oh well, this weekend was totally spent watching cartoons, attempting to make CARMEL CORN BALLS and blasting my neighbors dog with a SUPER SOAKER filled with lime Kool Aid biggrin

I told that bastard neighbor of mine (Kashif) that if he keeps letting his mangy collie ("Cujo") round around my trash cans - that I would take action! And I sure did... Yesterday I heard that fuckin' mutt out in the back of my house (or at least near enough so that I could spray him) barking loud as HELL mad at Neko (my cat) in the window. After seeing Neko run by me in the hallway - I decided to spring into action, so I got up, grabbed my "newly purchased" SUPER SOAKER (Pictured below)

filled it with some lime Kool Aid and took matters into my own "devilish" hands.... Boy oh boy - I never thought that such a toy could bring a grown man so much fun!!! But it did - and after just (3) pumps on that thing, I had the power of a FIRE HOSE at my disposal ARRR!!!

I let that pooch have it!! FULL BLAST!! Now I know that Kashif was home - yet I "still" have NOT heard a word from him as of yet.. I wonder why? Is it because I would spray his ass too?? Yep!!! I really would too...

Well enough of the WEEKEND UPDATE - I gotta haul ass into the shop and prepare for a overwhelming week whatever of complaining customers and prima donna empolyees.. But don't let that stop y'all from having a COOL ASS DAY!!

Later....! wink
mshell:
I NEED TO GET ME ONE OF THEM!! WATER FIGHT THAT WOULD BE FUN ASS FUCK BTW I LIKE YOUR NEW PROFILE PIC wink
Sep 16, 2005

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