Good day to all..! Manic Monday has cum and gone without any serious INJURY or BRAIN FARTS..! Now that Tuesday is upon us (Yeah, you and ME) I'm trying to see if I can sculpt my week into what "I" want it to be..! 
First off, there will be NO SEX until Thursday! I know, I know - that might seem kinda senseless since MASTURBATION still counts as sex, huh? But whatever..! I'm gonna stick to my hormonal guns and just say NO - or a really tough MAYBE! One of my friends and I have been getting really close these past 3 weeks and I don't wanna ruin our friendship just for the sake of SUPER FREAKY FANTASTIC SEX..!
It's funny though, you know someone for 75% of your life, through Jr. High, High School & College and you never realize how attracted you are to them and they to you! You know what I mean? We're both in between relationships (if that's what you can call them) and we both made a pact that if either of us needed "comfort" (yeah, sex) , that it'll be just that - and that we would still be best bud's!
But damn..! I've done things (SEXUALLY) with her that I thought I would NEVER do, or could do - and I feel GREAT! She's just the right partner to have, the only problem is that our interests are too CLOSE!! We know the SAME people, like the same cars, smoke the same weed.. I mean Geez..!
Yeah I know what you're thinking..! Well HELL, this is the girl for you, right?
Well WRONG!! 
When things are too similiar, that's when things go WRONG! We've tried this over and over and just decided to be good friends. But the SEX is UNDESCRIBABLE - unless "drooling" is a description!
Oh well... It's time for me to hit the road and make that daily $$$ - so y'all have a SMOOTH one!
First off, there will be NO SEX until Thursday! I know, I know - that might seem kinda senseless since MASTURBATION still counts as sex, huh? But whatever..! I'm gonna stick to my hormonal guns and just say NO - or a really tough MAYBE! One of my friends and I have been getting really close these past 3 weeks and I don't wanna ruin our friendship just for the sake of SUPER FREAKY FANTASTIC SEX..!
It's funny though, you know someone for 75% of your life, through Jr. High, High School & College and you never realize how attracted you are to them and they to you! You know what I mean? We're both in between relationships (if that's what you can call them) and we both made a pact that if either of us needed "comfort" (yeah, sex) , that it'll be just that - and that we would still be best bud's!
But damn..! I've done things (SEXUALLY) with her that I thought I would NEVER do, or could do - and I feel GREAT! She's just the right partner to have, the only problem is that our interests are too CLOSE!! We know the SAME people, like the same cars, smoke the same weed.. I mean Geez..!
Yeah I know what you're thinking..! Well HELL, this is the girl for you, right?
Well WRONG!! When things are too similiar, that's when things go WRONG! We've tried this over and over and just decided to be good friends. But the SEX is UNDESCRIBABLE - unless "drooling" is a description!
Oh well... It's time for me to hit the road and make that daily $$$ - so y'all have a SMOOTH one!
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