Well kiddies, it's been almost a week since my last post - and so much SHIT has happenned sice then that I have been overwhelmed.... Too much so to even update! Okay, here's the actual factuals: (In order of drama)
1. My house flooded (not my fault) over 3-1/2 months ago and ALL my hardwood floors were FUCKED!!! Since that time, my home owners association as been laggin' on getting estimates and just generally FUCKING ME around.... Now as of last Thursday they tell me that they'll need me to "relocate" temporarily for 5-7 days while they fix my shit!!!!
2. Now, since I've got to MOVE OUT - I've got to board my pets as well..! Now normally that wouldn't be a problem for average pets (ie. cats, doggies and stuff), but who the FUCK is gonna take care of my ferrets?? I can't just take them to the local VET... No fucking way.. They'll call AMINAL CONTROL on my black ass and FINE me for having illegal pets within the California area!!! Yep, my babies (that I got from Vegas) are "illegal aliens" here in Cali.. Shitty huh? But what else can I do with my babies.....?
3. I crashed one of my customers trucks... Do you know Rick Schroder?? Yeah, some of you might.. Well, after finally finishing up the suspension that I have been working on for over 2 months - I decided to take it out for a test drive, when this stupid ass
plumbing truck cut me off as I was pulling into traffic and tore the front end off that bad boy... Fuck.!!!! 
This happenned 3 days ago, and I have yet to call Rick and inform him personally about the accident... I did speak to his manager and supposedly he did pass on the message, but I really need to talk to him myself and hear it from the horsse's mouth.. Ya know what I mean?
4. This is the most devastating of all..... I am completely out of ----> KOOL-AID
What the HELL is next for me?? But screw all my problems, what's up in your (all of you) world?
Peace out for now!
1. My house flooded (not my fault) over 3-1/2 months ago and ALL my hardwood floors were FUCKED!!! Since that time, my home owners association as been laggin' on getting estimates and just generally FUCKING ME around.... Now as of last Thursday they tell me that they'll need me to "relocate" temporarily for 5-7 days while they fix my shit!!!!
2. Now, since I've got to MOVE OUT - I've got to board my pets as well..! Now normally that wouldn't be a problem for average pets (ie. cats, doggies and stuff), but who the FUCK is gonna take care of my ferrets?? I can't just take them to the local VET... No fucking way.. They'll call AMINAL CONTROL on my black ass and FINE me for having illegal pets within the California area!!! Yep, my babies (that I got from Vegas) are "illegal aliens" here in Cali.. Shitty huh? But what else can I do with my babies.....?
3. I crashed one of my customers trucks... Do you know Rick Schroder?? Yeah, some of you might.. Well, after finally finishing up the suspension that I have been working on for over 2 months - I decided to take it out for a test drive, when this stupid ass
plumbing truck cut me off as I was pulling into traffic and tore the front end off that bad boy... Fuck.!!!! This happenned 3 days ago, and I have yet to call Rick and inform him personally about the accident... I did speak to his manager and supposedly he did pass on the message, but I really need to talk to him myself and hear it from the horsse's mouth.. Ya know what I mean? 4. This is the most devastating of all..... I am completely out of ----> KOOL-AID
What the HELL is next for me?? But screw all my problems, what's up in your (all of you) world?
Peace out for now!
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Sucks about the car dude - hopefully it's a fixable thing.
Wanna buy my stuff?