Wassup..? Well, my f'ing X-mas shopping is "almost" done!!! I can't believe that most of the things that I got for other people - I decided to keep because it was so cool... YEah, I know that I'm a dick! But WTF!!!! 
Anyways, I ran across this picture and my daughter saw it and said "Daddy, is that really Santa?"
Man... That took a few minutes to explain
Anyways, I ran across this picture and my daughter saw it and said "Daddy, is that really Santa?"
Man... That took a few minutes to explain
Just say "Yeah, that's the day AFTER christmas and santa's knocked back afew brewskis and knocked up afew elves" and it should all be good, right?
If I were a fat ol' man and couldn't get a job any better than that ... I would look like that every single day after work!