Completely random blog...
First off: My sleep schedule is shot to shit thanks to a busted knee, that means sleeping at odd hours and being awake at ones that can only be described as crackhead like. So... I hope that appropriately prepares you for whats going on here, because I don't know.
Mario Lopez... I don't know if I should feel sorry for this guy or what. Wasn't he an actor at some point? Still, his girl is pretty hot, he's aged well, and he's finding no shortage of work hosting EVERY MOTHERFUCKING THING EVER BROADCAST! Everywhere I turn A.C. Slater is scoring pets, talking about ABDC or hosting some Miss _____ Pagent. At least he's getting work.
Not being able to walk sucks. If you have to pick between knee bursitis, or getting kicked in the groin, go with the groin kick. After the vomiting and pain subside you're good. I've been fucked up for weeks. The pain level is so intense I think if a Doc asked me on a scale from 1-10 where I would I rate the pain, I'm going to have to take the chair I'm sitting in, and smash them in the face with it, and calmly reply, "About there."
Katy Perry's boobs are nice. Brisk Iced Tea is the shit. I get it in plastic bottles because frankly, if I'm drinking it I don't have a choice. So meh. I went to get some food the other day and had it out with some PETA people...
Now, before any of the PETA members on SG start clamoring for me the burned at the stake let me explain: I'm on crutches, clearly in pain, and while I'm all for picketing and protesting for your belief that beef is murder, I quite frankly, don't give a fuck. I find beef not only, tasty, but delicious, and any animal you can hunt with a hammer, deserves to be eaten. Yes, I agree, some of your complaints have solid grounding. Being called a murderer several times as I gimp my ass up to the store from my car tends to make me want to snatch your sign out of your hand and jam it in your brain. Or hit you with a taser. Sadly, I was incapable of the sign stabbing, and didn't have a taser.
So, I did the next best thing, and after getting my food, went to the closest window to the curb, and made a huge show over eating my cheeseburger. Its the little things.
Freedom of speech and the right to a peaceful protest does not give you the right to shove your beliefs down my throat. Maybe I'm wrong. Who knows.
National Day of Prayer ruled unconstitutional. Yay! As an atheist, I'm all about keeping church and state as far the fuck away from each other as possible. Watched an "interview" between a Reverend that headed some organization that was all for the decision. Notice "interview" was in quotes. This was a Fox broadcast, which meant "interview" was the interviewer bashing the Reverend, interrupting him, and generally being a pushy bitch. That also meant I had to go do my own research because god forbid one of these stupid companies just report news...
Im out of steam and not going to defend my position on the National Day or Prayer bullshit. Suffice to say I wasn't one of these atheists flipping shit over In God We Trust on the dollar bill.
Though that got me thinking, what the fuck happened to The Pledge of Allegiance in school? I can understand pitching shit about a prayer, but c'mon! It's the fucking Pledge!
I was also informed I am Pro-Choice, not Pro-Abortion. Ok, fine. Not like I'm chasing pregnant women down the street with a flashlight and a coat hanger.
You knew what the fuck I meant, was the correction necessary? Any answer other than "no" is pretentious and wrong.
I'm done.
I'll be in my castle awaiting the hordes.
First off: My sleep schedule is shot to shit thanks to a busted knee, that means sleeping at odd hours and being awake at ones that can only be described as crackhead like. So... I hope that appropriately prepares you for whats going on here, because I don't know.
Mario Lopez... I don't know if I should feel sorry for this guy or what. Wasn't he an actor at some point? Still, his girl is pretty hot, he's aged well, and he's finding no shortage of work hosting EVERY MOTHERFUCKING THING EVER BROADCAST! Everywhere I turn A.C. Slater is scoring pets, talking about ABDC or hosting some Miss _____ Pagent. At least he's getting work.
Not being able to walk sucks. If you have to pick between knee bursitis, or getting kicked in the groin, go with the groin kick. After the vomiting and pain subside you're good. I've been fucked up for weeks. The pain level is so intense I think if a Doc asked me on a scale from 1-10 where I would I rate the pain, I'm going to have to take the chair I'm sitting in, and smash them in the face with it, and calmly reply, "About there."
Katy Perry's boobs are nice. Brisk Iced Tea is the shit. I get it in plastic bottles because frankly, if I'm drinking it I don't have a choice. So meh. I went to get some food the other day and had it out with some PETA people...
Now, before any of the PETA members on SG start clamoring for me the burned at the stake let me explain: I'm on crutches, clearly in pain, and while I'm all for picketing and protesting for your belief that beef is murder, I quite frankly, don't give a fuck. I find beef not only, tasty, but delicious, and any animal you can hunt with a hammer, deserves to be eaten. Yes, I agree, some of your complaints have solid grounding. Being called a murderer several times as I gimp my ass up to the store from my car tends to make me want to snatch your sign out of your hand and jam it in your brain. Or hit you with a taser. Sadly, I was incapable of the sign stabbing, and didn't have a taser.
So, I did the next best thing, and after getting my food, went to the closest window to the curb, and made a huge show over eating my cheeseburger. Its the little things.
Freedom of speech and the right to a peaceful protest does not give you the right to shove your beliefs down my throat. Maybe I'm wrong. Who knows.
National Day of Prayer ruled unconstitutional. Yay! As an atheist, I'm all about keeping church and state as far the fuck away from each other as possible. Watched an "interview" between a Reverend that headed some organization that was all for the decision. Notice "interview" was in quotes. This was a Fox broadcast, which meant "interview" was the interviewer bashing the Reverend, interrupting him, and generally being a pushy bitch. That also meant I had to go do my own research because god forbid one of these stupid companies just report news...
Im out of steam and not going to defend my position on the National Day or Prayer bullshit. Suffice to say I wasn't one of these atheists flipping shit over In God We Trust on the dollar bill.
Though that got me thinking, what the fuck happened to The Pledge of Allegiance in school? I can understand pitching shit about a prayer, but c'mon! It's the fucking Pledge!
I was also informed I am Pro-Choice, not Pro-Abortion. Ok, fine. Not like I'm chasing pregnant women down the street with a flashlight and a coat hanger.
You knew what the fuck I meant, was the correction necessary? Any answer other than "no" is pretentious and wrong.
I'm done.
I'll be in my castle awaiting the hordes.