abyssurge

I finally had time to go on spring break. I decided to go home and visit, I'll save up for a summer trip instead. I got culture shock. Seemingly everyone just likes to do coke and produce offspring, and you aren't cool unless you have a baseball cap and are into racing. It was good to see my friends, but I was overwhelmed by the masses. The fear set in and I retreated into my hotel television. I went for a swim and held my breath, then I took a 5 hour shower. I didn't wake up purple and shaking, it is nice to have limitless hot water. I heard that the capital in Iceland is heated from the ground.