So I go grocery shopping an pack my bag an hand the cashier money an I'm just joking away well I didnt notice she kept checking me out, an kept telling me what the total was when I had already paid her she completely wasn't thinking about work at this point lol made her laugh an smile. This next part tell me you've never had to pee so bad you juggle bags an toss your stuff every which way an mad dash for the restroom well I still had my keys in my hand an in that awkward panic somehow my keys ended up in the toilet before the stream that was my pee so had 6o fish them out rinse em off an then go lmao what a day it's been already an it's not even noon yet lmao.
