This is what happens when you post an ad in the missed connections section on Craigslist:
Hi! Thanks for the reply, you seem extremely charming. Im just trying to find a man who's discreet simply because nobody in this town knows Im into men. I haven't came out of the closet yet. I want to play with it and see how it goes with you. Im attaching some pictures of myself but please don't pass them around! I wanna talk more one-on-one so we can discuss when and where to meet. I feel weird emailing you my phone # so can I private message you on my # on personal profile instead? There's no cost bro. You can see more pictures of me on there as well. Text or call me after you see them! I just hope youre a real person, please no bullsh*t! Im on it now. Cya for now!
Happy Apocalypse Friday!