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Here is a lil gem that I 1st AC'd for.It's called PSI 2 or Party Scene investigators .Its premiering this Tue @ 10pm at the Comedy Club in Los Angeles.Come on down and meet me.We'll have drinks and a laugh and always a good time.

i woke up naked.Naked with vomit everywhere. I woke up with a nose bleed. I woke feeling drunk.I woke up craving the ocean but i cant find my bikini.i'm still drunk as i write this.I have to go teach a guy how to crush blacks of the sony f900 HD cam in 2 hours and i feel as though i sold my soul to someone...
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I just talked to my older sister who lives back in Minnesota.She said that she is taking a family to court because they sold her a defective cat.I guess the cat would just hid under the bed all day.So she returned it to the family.The family found nothing wrong with it.And sold it to another person that is not having any problems with the cat.I...
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balls

oh man, off the wagon.But did have fun with my chat room buddies.When i woke up this morning i found a penis drawn on my ribs and i had a flash back to me streaking on cam.ooooooooooh drunkin Jennie.WTF?
Also my ex called(drunk) and yelled at me for drinking.I was like "Hey Pot, I'm Kettle. I think we have something in commen." Who calls at...
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I wanna go run today.I'm trying to get in shape for bikini weather.I really wish I had some green.Working out high is way more fun.I might just drive down to Santa Monica and run on the beach for a while.Man I love living in Cali.It knows how to party.


oh yeah 10 DAYS SOBER!!!

But i did put a giant amount of cooking sherry in...
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