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Sunday Aug 02, 2009

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I'm really good at complaining. I have been sick, now I have the worst case of cramps I've had in a while. It's interesting to think of a woman's ovaries as their testicles since that's what they are. So men, if you have ever been kicked in the balls so hard you feel hot flashes and a pains of nausea, imagine that happening to you ever 10 minutes and thats what it feel like. Fun stuff huh?

Man, I feel pretty puke

Also, this hopeful kind of looks like me, but blonder and more Australian.
http://suicidegirls.com/members/Jazmina/profile/

I forget how to tag word so when you click on them it links you to a site


Ohhhhhhh BEEEEEEPPOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Tell me how it's done oh wise one! <3

So, today imma take it easy, do some laundry,drink some PMS tea. This tea is amazing! It works better than anything I have tried which is crazy cuz it's just fucking tea!!! THANKS TRADITIONAL MEDICINALS!

I miss Triple Rock Bar in Minneapolis. Usually when I had a case of the cramps I would go there and drink a beer with a friend and play The Decedents on the Jukebox and watch Bob Murder get wasted at the bar.

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But SG Chat is a good drinking hole. You're never drinking alone when you're drinking in chat. love
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crashoverride:
aahahhahaha.

Im not sure I want to think of getting kicked in the balls that much..

sorry though that has to suck =/ frown

and I will almost always be in chat so you never have to drink alone tongue

<3
Aug 3, 2009
waterfordman:
Mmm drinking and chat go hand in hand
Aug 7, 2009

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