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"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand."

- Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

Random search of the day on Google: "armpit"

Lead me to this - Bert Christensen's Weird & Different Recipes. Can you really go wrong with "Crudites With Vomit Vinaigrette" and a side of "Hairball Salad with Saliva Dressing"?

I think not.

I guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sits back and notices a huge jar stuffed with money sitting behind the bar. "What's that?" he asks the bartender.

The bartender looks at him, and says"Oh that? It'll cost ya $20 to know."

The man grudgingly agrees and hands over the money. "Well," the bartender says,"all the money in that jar is what...
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I'm a big fucking loser tonight. Just me, the pooch and so-so flick ('Wrong Turn').

Bleh! Screw it. I'm gonna turn off the tv, work on my tattoo design and listen to some tunes I downloaded this morning (Swervedriver's Mezcal Head).

- Ever get the chills listening to music? all the hair on my neck stands on end when the first guitars for 'Never Lose...
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Not much happening today (or this week) - just in WAY over my head at work. I did manage to find this while gnoshing during lunch. Mr. Picassohead! It's actually quite cool - and was voted a finalist in the SXSW competition.

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I do so enjoy sharing

Brom. - possibly the best fantasy artist working today. What more to say?

An excerpt from...
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I love this crap! (see also scarygirl.com).

That also reminds me of the uber hot and talented Liz McGrath! - one day, I WILL own some of her art, damn it! for those not in the know, check it out.

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I had a dream the top of my head was missing. It had completely healed over somehow, but the skin stretched over...
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[Drunken post about the ex has been removed - I'm an idiot]

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More new music for me! A friend gave me Hot Hot Heat (make Up the Breakdown) - what would life be without good tunes? I don't even want to think about it.

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Speaking of tunes, I found this site, the quote on their page goes thus: "What was the song used...
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i-pod + SG membership = procrastinator's dream

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I finally got around to downloading Interpol, Turn on the Bright Lights - Where was I when this came out?!! Excellent album so far!

In this day and age knowing who who enemies are is half the battle. To this end I present Know your enemies. Someone took the time to compile a list of the intolerant, homophobic and ignorant organizations out there looking to suppress the rights and freedoms of others.

Why the fuck do so many people feel the need to force their own stinkin' agenda...
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The joys of animal ownership: My freakin' dog!
I get home from work today to find him tearing up a rug in the kitchen, amongst the content of his spilled food bowl! Hoo-ray! Not only that, but there are little streaks of blood (I think) on the rug!!! I gave him the once over and couldn't find any sign of blood anywhere on him, or...
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Poking around the internet this evening I found this link: Outsider Art Fair.

"The Outsider Art Fair is the only fine art fair devoted exclusively to outsider, art brut, primitive, visionary and intuitive art, and features 32 of the finest international dealers."

Too bad I'm not back East visiting the folks. It looks like a trip into the City would definitely be in order.

OK. I admit it. I watched American Idol...and I ENJOYED it! I feel so...dirty...so...ashamed of myself...