this guy i dated for about two weeks put this on his website after i broke things off with him:
abra adds color to any household, providing blissful moments of contentment and tragic disappointments so gut-wrenching youll feel as if they have been scripted! abra may take a little extra care and feeding, but its a small price to pay to earn the envy of people you dont even know.
Warning: extremely fragile item. Hidden shipping and handling fees will be added retroactively to account after initial billing.
Features:
Comes with hundreds of friends who are not as important as you, yet they are
Distracting little black dog included
Responsibility-free
Hollow promises at the push of a button
abra comes in the following colors:
blue
innocent
passionate
beautiful
disarming
unpredictable
impossible
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i have been feeling rather blue lately. cheer me up?
off to finish a paper. xoxo.
edited at 11:15 to add:
the pretenders just came on the radio. i'm much happier now.
abra adds color to any household, providing blissful moments of contentment and tragic disappointments so gut-wrenching youll feel as if they have been scripted! abra may take a little extra care and feeding, but its a small price to pay to earn the envy of people you dont even know.
Warning: extremely fragile item. Hidden shipping and handling fees will be added retroactively to account after initial billing.
Features:
Comes with hundreds of friends who are not as important as you, yet they are
Distracting little black dog included
Responsibility-free
Hollow promises at the push of a button
abra comes in the following colors:
blue
innocent
passionate
beautiful
disarming
unpredictable
impossible
------------------------
i have been feeling rather blue lately. cheer me up?
off to finish a paper. xoxo.
edited at 11:15 to add:
the pretenders just came on the radio. i'm much happier now.
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I've been sad for such a long while.
If you could cheer me up, I could learn to love you." - The Descendents
Cheer up, sweetie.... fan mail should be arriving this week...
So was the guy right about you in his website/journal? I imagine you are a handful. I tell ya...there is something in the water about Portland girls. I dated one last year....best/worst time in a LONG ass time. More stories about dancing topless at Dandy Warhols gigs and fucking in bathroom stalls than I wanted to know about.