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The Armpit of America aka The Garden State

Member Since 2005

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Monday Jul 18, 2005

Jul 18, 2005
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So this weekend was pretty much amazing. An absurd amount of alcohol was definately consumed. F.Y.I. margaritas followed by Jack Daniels, then Irish Car Bombs and then some Yuengling's to close out the night, is NOT a good idea. In fact, it is straight up dumb. But forget that. Strip clubs that have 45 year old women going ape shit are ridiculous puke. Watching an older woman jam quarters up her bum may, to some people, be disturbing, but not when you and your friends decide to go to the raunchiest, most run down strip club around. You kind of expect that sort of thing.

There is such a thing called Double Bacon Brooklyn Burger, that exists a some of the finest diners in New Jersey. If you are unaware of such a thing, it consists of 2 burgers, 4 strips of bacon, 2 slices of pork roll and fried eggs, yes fried eggs. Completing such a monstrosity is a difficult task to ask any man or woman, let alone two vegetarians. Well my idiot friend Scott and I, along with two meat eaters, decided to take on this feat. Why, who knows? I guess after drinking for about 8 hours one can be up for anything. Did we finish it? Yes. Did we puke? Yes. Did we shit out black waterlike substances for hours? Yes. Was it worth it? Not really.

Laguna Beach is pretty hilario. That 70's house is mind boggling. MTV is way addicitng on a Saturday afternoon. Perkins does not have good seafood. And Jeapordy has had the same winner for about 2 weeks now.

Later Skater

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