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abgitatz

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Thursday Jun 02, 2005

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Cause I just don;t have time for a real update right now I throw out this instead.

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Hymn #365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd t ake it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."
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Strangness is coming

ARRR!!!
lewin:
LMAO thats messed up
Jun 3, 2005

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