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abbyjean

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A recent message from brilliantfiasco about some one turing the heidelburg exit into hedberg exit when he was playing well for us reminded me of this post i found on myspace awhile back. So i thought I would share.. any Pens fans out these should appreciate this!!!


-If you managed to keep your cool when showing Colby how to use a credit card machine at the Ross Township Target

-If Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" (clutch tune by the way) makes you think of Rob Brown's karaoke in "Mario the Magnificent"

-It makes your day to hear Geno speak some English even if it's as simple as "thank you," or "I want pizza"

-Bryan Murray = Douchebag

-Phrases like "Scratch my back with a hacksaw," "Smilin' like a butcher's dog," and "Oh, Eddie Spaghetti!" mean something to you

-You can pronounce and/or spell names like Krzysztof Oliwa, Lasse Pirjeta, Kjell Samuelsson, Joe Dziedzic, and Guillaume Lefebvre with relative ease.

-You know the National Anthem just isn't the same unless it's sung by Jeff Jimerson.

-You'd stand in subzero temperatures, Hell, or high water for several hours for a $20 ticket.

-You have a dislike toward Kansas City only because they covetED your beloved team.

-You get fired up when you hear the "Boys of Winter" theme song.

-The best Christmas gift you recieved in 2000 came 2 days late, when Mario Lemieux returned to action.

-You passionately loathe David Volek.

-You refrain from calling Sudden Death a bad movie because it features the Igloo and the Pens

-The day after Keith Primeau's 5 OT game winner was one of the longest, worst days of your life.

-You know Crosby > Ovechkin

-You know Lemieux > Gretzky

-You know that Jagr just wasn't the same after he cut the mullet and Johan Hedberg just wasn't the same without the original Moose mask.

-You cringe at the sound of "Cotton Eyed Joe"

-You will mute the TV so you can still hear Mike Lange

-You can name the "Jagr Three"

-"Vegas Gold" is a commonplace color to you

-In Ray Shero you trust

-Deep down you have a part of you that hopes Alexei Kovalev comes back

-No matter your political views, you embrace the "Evolution"

-You've ever done a John Barbero impression, drawing out "Lemieuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux" or "Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrosbeeeeeeee"

-You despise Jason Blake, Derian Hatcher, Maxime Lapierre, Don Cherry, Bryan Murray, Ted Nolan or anyone else that takes liberties with Sid the Kid

-Mark Recchi is the most fit 39 year old you know

-Gary Roberts is the most fit 40 year old you know

-And you know not even Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer at his finest could take Super Mario

-You call the Mellon Arena "The Igloo" and know it will always be the Penguins true home, and as much as you want and need a new arena, will still be sad when it's gone.

-You feel a special connection to the 1980 Gold Medal team and feel privileged to have called Herb Brooks coach.

-You've had Jagr Peanut Butter in your pantry or Kasparaitis Krunchers in your fridge.

-Ordinary arena nachos, or cotton candy from the Cotton Candy Man just taste better because they are consumed in the Igloo

-you know the bankruptcies, arena power outages, and threats of moving have made us the toughest fans in hockey

-You know who Frank Pietrangelo denied on "The Save"

-You remember the shark fin signs that fans would hold up as the organist played the "Jaws" theme before power plays. (This was even before the San Jose Sharks)

-You continue to follow the career of Rico Fata (7 goals, 10 assists for the Mannheim Eagles of the German Hockey League) Thanks for the update Stephen Witmer

-You cheered for them even though they were the worst team in the NHL for the past 5 or so years, no matter how painful it was

-You yell out, "How much time's left?", only to be answered with "One minute remaining in the period...One minute" by John Barbero

-You know who broke Mario's wrist in the "slash heard 'round the world"

-You can name one of the no-namers that Mario fought in his career (Bobby Gould, Bob Carpenter, Gary Lupul, Todd Krygier, and Brad Ference)

-You're somewhat bothered by the fact that Van Damme kicked Iceburgh's ass in Sudden Death

-You know what former Pens forward played goalie Brad Tolliver in Sudden Death

-You know that Malkin's hometown translates to "Steel City" in Russian, meaning he was destined to play in Pittsburgh

-You know that Pittsburgh would not be the same without its Penguins and the Penguins would not be the same without Pittsburgh

-You remember the game Steve McKenna wore the captain's "C" on his jersey in Mario's absence.

-You followed the Czech Republic team in the Olympics because half of the team consisted of Pens players

-You think of Le Magnifique every time you hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best"

-You fondly remember the sea of white towels in Mellon Arena during the late 90's playoff runs, or the yellow pom-poms from the '92 Cup run

-You NEVER get tired of beating up on the Flyers

-You remember watching games on KBL before FSN Pittsburgh was around, or even PenVision

-A little part of you died inside when Mario retired in 2006 and you knew it was for good this time.

-if Mario's "Immaculate Deflection" in game 6 vs. Buffalo in 2001 means more to you than the "Immaculate Reception"

-The "F" word to you is spelled F-U, KC!

-You have fond memories of Kasparaitis' Penguin dive after he scored on Hasek in OT

-If you never tire of watching Christensen's "Power move" in shootouts, followed by a modest celebration and wonder when goalies are gonna catch on

-If you ever donned a pair of bright yellow foam moose antlers and bellowed out "MOOOOOOOOOOOOSE"

-You don't care much for rap, but you completely love the fact Snoop Dogg wore a Pens jersey in a video once

-You don't even consider the Caps a rival anymore because we've owned them that much

-You find yourself angry when the Versus announcers refer to 7 as Maxime Ouellet and 25 as Michel Talbot

-You have eaten a Mario Bun Bar, or saved Wheaties, Frosted Flakes, IC Light and Iron City stuff with the Pens logo on it

-"One From the Heart" or "Against All Odds" were your favorite movies growing up

-You have Penguins theme music and horn on your computer

-You'd wait in single digit temperatures for Pens autographs

-Lord Stanley has given you the brandy

-You remember when the Carnegie/Heidelberg exit on 279 became the Carnegie/He d berg exit

-You remember Frankie Leroux cracking skulls and setting up Luc Robitaille for an OT game winner

-You have stacks of old Post-Gazettes and Tribs laying around from Pens victories (Bonus points if you still have Penguins Reports laying around, anyone remember those? And the posters that came with them?)

-You think TC is the greatest vendor in the history of sports (join this group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2236069465)

-You remember where you were when you heard the Pens were staying in Tha Burgh

-You remember Joey Mullen's neck brace

-You know who Slippery Rock Joe, the Ol' Two-Niner, Artie, the Wreckin' Ball, Johnny Vermont, Geno, and the Gronk are

-You know we've had arguably the three greatest coaches in hockey history (Badger, Herbie, Scotty)

-You've embraced the nicknames of "Downtown" Robbie Brown and "Flyin'" Ryan Malone

-You went to Eat 'n Park just to collect the series of Mario Commemorative Glasses

-You remember the X-Generation when we pinned our hopes to players like Kelly Buchberger, Mike Eastwood, Ramzi Abid and Tom Kostopolous

-You'll never forget Andy Chiodo's stick slamming celebration after his first NHL win and the OT win in Phoenix nights before where we finally broke that losing streak

-Two words: Peter Skudra

-You still have a shirt, sign or something that says "Beware The Penguins" on it

-You own a copy of "Chasing the Dream"

-You went to see "March of the Penguins" just because it had something to do with Penguins.

-You don't get tired of watching Colby jack up sorry-ass opponents like Kapanen, Carter, Koivu, Letowski, Lukowich, etc.

-You still consider Ian Moran a living legend.

-You remember the days when a guy dressed up like Elvis came out around playoff time.

-You wish we could sign Aleksey Morozov specifically for games against the Devils

-You have the urge to fight people who return to or leave their seats during play

-You've lied about your age on practice jersey giveaway nights only to realize that the jersey won't fit anyways

-You call the Pens office just to listen to "Boys of Winter" when you're on hold

-You consider Ron Francis a saint

-You think Dan Potash is the man

-There was a period of time when Konstantin Koltsov was your favorite player

-You print out pictures of opponent players and logos and tape 'em to a dartboard for some intermission entertainment at home

-You feel that any given night is a Hockey Night in Pittsburgh

-If you watch this video on a regular basis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7stWkl1aiQ

-You cried tears of joy, danced in the streets, drank excessively or otherwise celebrated wildly .. hearing the good news

-You KNOW we're the hockey gods' favorite team

-And most importantly, Badger Bob has convinced you that EVERY day is a great day for hockey.
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brilliantfiasco:
hmmm, either malkin or gonchar. give them a push and get pointssmile last time i wore my jersey to a game, i could have played better than they did. so not to jinx them im just wearing street clothes. my stomach hurts, so it must be a hockey night.smile
Apr 2, 2008
brilliantfiasco:
Talbot, you terd!!! I recorded it on my dvr so i got to watch it when i came home. Congratulations!!!! that is so awesome!!! smilesmilesmile and i saw you after the first intermission....
Apr 2, 2008

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