I think that I am going to live life like every day is my last. And later in life I will write my memoirs and title them: Give Me A Hand, a collection of tales by Renegade Finger.
So, anyway, I am trying to read the guide for my new digital camera. I am definately fuhked! Fuhk me fuhk me fuhk me!!!! Aaaaaargh! It's supposed to be the easiest camera to use. Like, it's supposed to do all the work for me. I am sooooo electronically challenged. Danjal, you know you're gonna havta set this monster up for me.
Maybe I'll start with something real easy like chronicling the progress on my sleeve and shoulder blade.. I get more ink on the 20th. I started in June but I'm a big pussy when it comes to pain so it's taking a loooong time to finish this project up. And if it wasn't for the fact that I have been going to get ink from the same person for at least 11 years, I'd feel like an ass for only being able to sit 1 and 1/2 hours at a time tops. It's not even that it hurts too much, it's that I get the shakes and get dizzy by the hour mark. I bet I'll need two more sessions to get this tatoo done. Yeah, maybe I'll put some pics of my arm up as I finish it. I wish I knew how to use the camera this afternoon. I really could have used it today. Think of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle face masks and eating left over birthday cake off of plastic samuri swords. What I do to please the man of my life! And while I will try anything twice
this is not what it seems. Or am I the only one who thinks this would be weird but for the fact that the other cake eater is seven. So back to reading the camera guide I go until.....
So, anyway, I am trying to read the guide for my new digital camera. I am definately fuhked! Fuhk me fuhk me fuhk me!!!! Aaaaaargh! It's supposed to be the easiest camera to use. Like, it's supposed to do all the work for me. I am sooooo electronically challenged. Danjal, you know you're gonna havta set this monster up for me.
Maybe I'll start with something real easy like chronicling the progress on my sleeve and shoulder blade.. I get more ink on the 20th. I started in June but I'm a big pussy when it comes to pain so it's taking a loooong time to finish this project up. And if it wasn't for the fact that I have been going to get ink from the same person for at least 11 years, I'd feel like an ass for only being able to sit 1 and 1/2 hours at a time tops. It's not even that it hurts too much, it's that I get the shakes and get dizzy by the hour mark. I bet I'll need two more sessions to get this tatoo done. Yeah, maybe I'll put some pics of my arm up as I finish it. I wish I knew how to use the camera this afternoon. I really could have used it today. Think of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle face masks and eating left over birthday cake off of plastic samuri swords. What I do to please the man of my life! And while I will try anything twice
this is not what it seems. Or am I the only one who thinks this would be weird but for the fact that the other cake eater is seven. So back to reading the camera guide I go until.....VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
jj_r0x0rz:
didn't you feel like just stomping on that sucker and ripping it apart? I hate electronics maunals...unless its a vaccum those are pretty simple.
dekews:
Most new digital cameras have a full auto mode. To select it, it should be a little icon that looks like a camera. And set the flash to auto. And the focus too. And you should be okay.