So apparently I don't live up to my name at all ... which makes me wonder if I need a new name that I can actually live up to.
I wonder if creepybastard is taken? Apparently I can live up to that one pretty decently.
Soooooooo .... I REALLY wanna go for sushi this coming weekend (as in ... the one that isn't happening right...
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I wonder if creepybastard is taken? Apparently I can live up to that one pretty decently.
Soooooooo .... I REALLY wanna go for sushi this coming weekend (as in ... the one that isn't happening right...
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I was told that I live up to my name.
So ... how do I influence you badly?
So ... how do I influence you badly?
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paintedbat:
I don't think you have...I guess that's a bad thing. So you'd better hurry up and do something!
malloryknoxx:
Hmmm - nope. Can't think of any way you've influenced me badly. Then again.....I don't really need much influencing
Aight ... forget the petty shit that I spoke of. It's not gonna get resolved in my opinion anyways ... so why bitch about it?
So - to the one lovely lady that wants to add me as a friend ... hi there ... I'd love to add you ... but I like knowing who I am adding. Where'd ya run by me ... why...
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So - to the one lovely lady that wants to add me as a friend ... hi there ... I'd love to add you ... but I like knowing who I am adding. Where'd ya run by me ... why...
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starcandy:
Yay I like winning. *does a winning dance* I don't need to win anything just the feeling of winning will do quite nicely.
♥
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graciebaby:
you just never noticed because A. not even my doctor can tell, they are that fab...if I do say so myself..
and B. because I have a big ass... they suit me.
gay men, doctors, my friends mothers...all think they are real. in fact...I was felt up by both the mother of the bride...and the father at a recent wedding because neither beleived they were falsies....
also... since they were fairly big before I had a baby...I was just restoring them to their former glory... taking up the slack if you will...
and B. because I have a big ass... they suit me.
gay men, doctors, my friends mothers...all think they are real. in fact...I was felt up by both the mother of the bride...and the father at a recent wedding because neither beleived they were falsies....
also... since they were fairly big before I had a baby...I was just restoring them to their former glory... taking up the slack if you will...
What exactly is the point of ever planning something that might be fun?
God forbid someone else might have thought of the same idea first ... and apparently these days you can copyright an idea.
It's nice when something so insignificant as a close minded person being able to totally fuck with your mood.
My great mood ... pretty much gone. It's been nicely replaced...
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God forbid someone else might have thought of the same idea first ... and apparently these days you can copyright an idea.
It's nice when something so insignificant as a close minded person being able to totally fuck with your mood.
My great mood ... pretty much gone. It's been nicely replaced...
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radiofrank:
I know what you mean. I've been following the whole sordid affair since the beginning, and I just don't know what to say anymore.
I really hope that this gets sorted out in a timely fashion, though, and that we have some sort of big event to look forward to.
I really hope that this gets sorted out in a timely fashion, though, and that we have some sort of big event to look forward to.
shann71:
ruh roh sounds like things are not doing so gooda!
Jakalope will SO rock, tix are like $15 I still need to grab them.
cold SUX
Jakalope will SO rock, tix are like $15 I still need to grab them.
cold SUX
I was asked last week by an American friend of mine if I ever appriciated snow, since being in Toronto, I see it all the time and deal with it on an ongoing basis.
Well ... after being in a car accident today thanks to the snow ... after shovelling both my and my elderly neighbours driveways ... after freezing my ass off helping this...
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Well ... after being in a car accident today thanks to the snow ... after shovelling both my and my elderly neighbours driveways ... after freezing my ass off helping this...
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paintedbat:
there are only 2 cupcakes left. You had better hurry up if you are going to get one.
So you're going to give me a snowjob? lol that sounds so wrong
So you're going to give me a snowjob? lol that sounds so wrong
joshof13thfloor:
Uh, no, I don't think it's a bad thing that you're starting to like Batista, suprisingly enough he's starting to grow on me too.
Have you noticed how much he's been aping the Rocks hand movements and gestures lately though? It's like somebody gave him a Rocky injection.....thank Christ, lol.
-Josh
Have you noticed how much he's been aping the Rocks hand movements and gestures lately though? It's like somebody gave him a Rocky injection.....thank Christ, lol.
-Josh
Today is the first day in a week that I haven't felt 100% happy.
In fact ... I really only feel 25% happy.
I'm in the mood to cuddle ... yet there is no cuddling to be had
In fact ... I really only feel 25% happy.
I'm in the mood to cuddle ... yet there is no cuddling to be had
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malloryknoxx:
**hugs**
I'm sorry you're feeling sad
Maybe do a little writing? We writers do some good work when we're melancholy.
I'm sorry you're feeling sad
Maybe do a little writing? We writers do some good work when we're melancholy.
killedwithkarate:
I feel you, my friend. I woke up around 6am and was feeling nauseous as hell, so I went back to bed. I woke up again around 9ish, made myself a salad and proceeded to be sick as a dog until 2pm. I must have something, because I have never yakked that much in my life and I still have passing dry heaves because of it. Eugh. It's odd, considering that I have been eating SO healthy lately and haven't been eating anything that should aggravate my stomach at all. And I'm crampy and full of the good old PMS. I'm in such need of a snuggle.
Since you've now come on AIM and informed me that you've made a new journal entry, I'll end this by telling you that Monty is cute, but he loves nothing more than to bat you in the face with his claws out when you're sleeping.
Since you've now come on AIM and informed me that you've made a new journal entry, I'll end this by telling you that Monty is cute, but he loves nothing more than to bat you in the face with his claws out when you're sleeping.
It's cold outside ... I'm bored. Here are some interesting tidbits and embarrasing tidbits about me. You can figure out yourself which is interesting and which is embarrasing.
1) I cannot blow bubbles with gum
2) I cannot whistle
3) I cannot blow my nose properly (really ... I am that much of a loser)
4) Despite smoking pot for ten years now, I cannot...
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1) I cannot blow bubbles with gum
2) I cannot whistle
3) I cannot blow my nose properly (really ... I am that much of a loser)
4) Despite smoking pot for ten years now, I cannot...
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kaskata:
last summer i worked at a home for people who have brain injuries... need more explanation?
the right way is with one lace starting, the wrong way is with two, we always called it the bunny ears way.
the right way is with one lace starting, the wrong way is with two, we always called it the bunny ears way.
radiofrank:
What can I say? You and I have great taste in music.
As for your question...I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you will be shooting said set. Good stuff!
I also have something of that nature in the works, but it's still very much in the hypothetical phase.
As for your question...I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you will be shooting said set. Good stuff!
I also have something of that nature in the works, but it's still very much in the hypothetical phase.
Alright ... I would like to ask you for a few allowances before you read this.
1a) Allow me to preface this longwinded negative rant by first saying thank you to everyone that made me feel welcome back to the site. I love you all.
And a big welcome back to babygirl. My god how I missed her. I highly suggest you go say...
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1a) Allow me to preface this longwinded negative rant by first saying thank you to everyone that made me feel welcome back to the site. I love you all.
And a big welcome back to babygirl. My god how I missed her. I highly suggest you go say...
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joshof13thfloor:
Holy-good-God-damn!
She's a little slice of alright, isn't she?
Good luck with that one, you'll need it.
-Josh
She's a little slice of alright, isn't she?
Good luck with that one, you'll need it.
-Josh
joshof13thfloor:
If by grand you mean incredibly painful and insidiously cruel then yes, yes it is indeed quite grand.
-Josh
-Josh
Way to make a guy feel special.
Four people tried/wanted to gift me an account.
One succeeded. Well ... two did actually ... but I can only take one at a time ... so blah.
But really ... am I that friggin cool that people will pay their hard earned money for my sorry ass? I guess that is a rhetorical question really.
Anyways ......
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Four people tried/wanted to gift me an account.
One succeeded. Well ... two did actually ... but I can only take one at a time ... so blah.
But really ... am I that friggin cool that people will pay their hard earned money for my sorry ass? I guess that is a rhetorical question really.
Anyways ......
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lucy:
*Kisses*
hyenahell:
you were gone for like, two days! or maybe being sick, i went into the odd fever-time warp zone. i honestly could have been sick for like, three months and wouldn't have noticed. yuck-o. and you do indeed have my utmost sympathy about the bread... mmmm, pumperknickle!
I should technically be grey now.
I'm confused. Not complaining ... just ... confused.
So since I have not gone grey yet, I decided to change my profile up a bit ... unless you paid attention to it before, you prolly won't even notice any of the changes.
I love how I do these "house cleaning" things at the last moment. Hey look ... I'm...
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I'm confused. Not complaining ... just ... confused.
So since I have not gone grey yet, I decided to change my profile up a bit ... unless you paid attention to it before, you prolly won't even notice any of the changes.
I love how I do these "house cleaning" things at the last moment. Hey look ... I'm...
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noelle:
hey hey.
hey hey.
I have to comment...as many people probally have before me... nice pic of you eating pussy.
too bad i'm poor or else i would SO be with you.