abadinfluence

I'll be in Toronto Saturday night, and I think we're leaving early Monday? I really have no idea. As long as I'm unable to walk for a good couple of days, I don't care.

Actually, we're going to miss all this fun stuff with you guys. Which sucks. But, he'd know better than I would what's going on.

lol chances are i'm depressed enough as it is, but if i need more i'll let you know.

nice about having a prom in canadia...

valentine's day was a monday this year!

alright...I give...

be my pimp...

It's far too quiet dammit!

gracie

Awww...You don't have to put a disclaimer on Valentines for me. I know you really mean it.

happy valentine's day to you too, charmer

my best valentine's day memory was when my loser ex-boyfriend actually bought me something. i think he really cared.

There's nothing wrong with a rant, good sir...I've certainly had my share of them here. It's certainly better than holding everything in.

Sometimes you have to wonder. But you know, I'm a freak who doesn't check the new sets. I don't know why.. I just don't spend as much time looking at naked girls as I should. I gotta get that on my to-do list.

I'm sure your girlfriend will love her valentine.. something thoughtful is always better than something expensive. Well.. unless it's something expensive with high resale value for those times when.. nevermind.

you wrote her that????? awww, you really are the best. you don't need money to make a girl happy.

I will be by tomorrw to drop off some v day love for ya, promise.

as far as boobs or ass, I want both to be great. and boobs, the smaller the better. yeah, I like boobs. that's all I have to say.

Once upon a time, there was a tree made of bagels. SarcasticMenace and abadinfluence decided to paint the tree with cream cheese and jelly. They attached the paintbrushes to their feet and climbed the tree, making sure to cover every inch. The branches became very slippery, and SarcasticMenace began to fall. Fortunately, due to his orangutan-like arms and jolly green giant stature, abadinfluence was able to snatch her by the hair before she fell into the sea of milk below. They then sat on a branch, licking their fingers and giggling about the bright yellow bubbles that kept floating down from the sky. to be continued...

I take it that next months Playboy is the long awaited and highly anticipated "women of the WWE" issue?

-Josh

feeling better yet?? or still worshipping at the toilet?

oh no!
the thought of you being ill makes me very sad
hope you feel better pronto!

about the job offer -i would be the best employee ever!!!

and thanx for the testimonial -it absolutely made my day!!!

HEY man!

Leave my ass ball alone..... you are just jealous!

uh new friend POSH is Cool or Rosemarie although she is never on anymore....

I can't stay a half week or it's a gazillion dollars. All or nothing! I am frikin STAYING! woohoo

I'm looking for cute busty girls for you, but I might have one in TO for you anyway! haha

Yea I took 2 days off the sauce, but today i'm BACK!

I got the funniest icq ecard today, I wish I saved it shit.... I hate valentine's day. I am sure it was invented my hallmark. I don't need a special day to be appreciated I will accept gifts day of the week.

i wrote it that way acause i am getting reaclimated to calling him my boyfriend. boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend. maybe if i say it a lot...

i wish all that money was mine...that was one busy busy time at work.

*blush* Awwww - Thanks, sweets You're pretty effin adorable yourself!

Yayyyy! I'm not the only one who sleeps late regularly! That's why I stayed in the restaurant biz - evening hours. And the writing thing works too - you keep your own hours altogether.