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Very simply ... I want Daniel Robert Epstein's job.

Lucky bastard.

So ... my birthday is this Friday ... I'm turning semi-old.

Kinda gonna suck as a birthday. My dad will more than likely still be in the hospital ... might even be in there for more than a month. Generally taxing on my nerves and emotions ... but whatever - better than him not breathing.

So ... gotta ask here - is there some special...
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So I've been pretty quiet lately. Reasons abound.

My dad is in the hospital - has been since Tuesday.

We originally thought it was a heart attack - it wasn't. Then the doctors thought it was gallstones. But all the tests they've done don't show any.

All they know is that he has pancreatitis. It's basically a deterioration of the pancreas, usually associated with heavy...
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Alright ... I've now been convinced humanity is on a giant downwards slide.

This woman comes into my work today and purchases some escargot plates. She comes back five hours later with her hands bandaged up and the plates in pieces.

She says she put the plates in the oven and went to take them out and they broke.

So - she says it's the...
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Alright, I just rejoined and this time imma actually pay attention to the community than just the pictures. lol.

I bought new work pants yesterday. They're supposedly spill resistant. So I decide to check it out at work today by spilling a bottle of water on my crotch area (accidently spilling I might add) and to my humble surprise, the damn things actually worked.

The...
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So ... does anyone actually read these things? Let's test this ....

Hello?? Is this thing on. Are you out there? Are you laughing yet? Try the veal, I'll be here all week.

Har har.

Yay boobies.