JOBS
I need one.
Why?
'Cause this is the message I left on my new managers voice mail last night:
"Hey there ____, it's Rob calling. I just wanted to call and see what happened today - we were supposed to have met and figured out when I could get back on the schedule ... but much like the last time we had one of those meetings set up, for whatever reason, you didn't show up.
You also didn't call me to let me know you wouldn't be there nor call me to apologize for NOT being there. So _____, I just wanted to take this time to tell you that you are one big giant bitch who prolly won't make it far in the managerial world as you totally suck at communication with your workers.
So, as far as I am concerned, thanks for the "opportunity" to work with you ... if you even wanna call it that ... and please feel free to shove the job up your ass. Thanks and have a good day!"
A bit much? Yeah ... I agree. But I could care less really ... it's been a month since they scheduled me and the more I've seen of the place, the less I could care buying something from their store let alone work for them. I mean, fuck ... the reason I started getting short shifted as it was, so it turns out, is because I didn't have boobies and therefore didn't give my old manager anything to look at.
Yes ... really. He told me that the other day. Why I still chat with him despite him not being my boss anymore ... I really dunno.
PHOTOGRAPHY
I have two job offers in the photography field. (This totally contradicts my above statement ... however, these two job offers will be so totally part time it won't be funny. Literally ... maybe three days work total.)
The only crappy part behind it is that I need to supply a portfolio for each offer.
Why is this crappy? Well ... those of you who have been on my friends list for awhile will remember that last summer my computer up and died. And who wants to guess what happened then? Yuppers - everything I hadn't backed up (which totalled ... oh ... 90% of the stuff) was GONE.
Now who wants to guess what I actually backed up before the computer died?
Music files? My portfolio of every picture I had ever taken? My creative writing?
Of course not ... I backed up 20 disks of pictures from Yahoo groups I belonged to at the time.
Yup - go me.
So needless to say ... almost all of the stuff I ever took pics of, from weddings to stuff for adult websites ... ALL down the drain. Gone and unretrievable (so says the two guys I got to look at my computer).
So anyways ... as I was saying ... I now need to buckle down and actually start doing some photography so I can gather a portfolio for these two jobs.
Which in some ways sucks ... 'cause Imma have to ask people for help and I am extremely shy and hate asking people if I can take pictures of them. Always have ... always will. Dunno why. I just suck like that.
Soooooooo ... my "job" in the next few weeks is to find some females willing to model for me. [sarcasm]This should be a BLAST. [/sarcasm.]
DOLLBABYAMY
She rocks ... and she usually updates like this, hence why I did it - 'cause she is cool and gawddamn it ... if I do things the way she does, I'll be cool too. Really I will. At least that's what she told me.
I need one.
Why?
'Cause this is the message I left on my new managers voice mail last night:
"Hey there ____, it's Rob calling. I just wanted to call and see what happened today - we were supposed to have met and figured out when I could get back on the schedule ... but much like the last time we had one of those meetings set up, for whatever reason, you didn't show up.
You also didn't call me to let me know you wouldn't be there nor call me to apologize for NOT being there. So _____, I just wanted to take this time to tell you that you are one big giant bitch who prolly won't make it far in the managerial world as you totally suck at communication with your workers.
So, as far as I am concerned, thanks for the "opportunity" to work with you ... if you even wanna call it that ... and please feel free to shove the job up your ass. Thanks and have a good day!"
A bit much? Yeah ... I agree. But I could care less really ... it's been a month since they scheduled me and the more I've seen of the place, the less I could care buying something from their store let alone work for them. I mean, fuck ... the reason I started getting short shifted as it was, so it turns out, is because I didn't have boobies and therefore didn't give my old manager anything to look at.
Yes ... really. He told me that the other day. Why I still chat with him despite him not being my boss anymore ... I really dunno.
PHOTOGRAPHY
I have two job offers in the photography field. (This totally contradicts my above statement ... however, these two job offers will be so totally part time it won't be funny. Literally ... maybe three days work total.)
The only crappy part behind it is that I need to supply a portfolio for each offer.
Why is this crappy? Well ... those of you who have been on my friends list for awhile will remember that last summer my computer up and died. And who wants to guess what happened then? Yuppers - everything I hadn't backed up (which totalled ... oh ... 90% of the stuff) was GONE.
Now who wants to guess what I actually backed up before the computer died?
Music files? My portfolio of every picture I had ever taken? My creative writing?
Of course not ... I backed up 20 disks of pictures from Yahoo groups I belonged to at the time.
Yup - go me.
So needless to say ... almost all of the stuff I ever took pics of, from weddings to stuff for adult websites ... ALL down the drain. Gone and unretrievable (so says the two guys I got to look at my computer).
So anyways ... as I was saying ... I now need to buckle down and actually start doing some photography so I can gather a portfolio for these two jobs.
Which in some ways sucks ... 'cause Imma have to ask people for help and I am extremely shy and hate asking people if I can take pictures of them. Always have ... always will. Dunno why. I just suck like that.
Soooooooo ... my "job" in the next few weeks is to find some females willing to model for me. [sarcasm]This should be a BLAST. [/sarcasm.]
DOLLBABYAMY
She rocks ... and she usually updates like this, hence why I did it - 'cause she is cool and gawddamn it ... if I do things the way she does, I'll be cool too. Really I will. At least that's what she told me.
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it's like I lost track of your life and I hate that.