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Is stupidity passed down through generations?

I can only hope not ... 'cause if it is ... I'm fucking screwed.

Today I woke up at 9 am (an ungodly hour) to help my dad dismantle a refrigeration unit so he could take it for scrap metal.

My dad gives me his brilliant idea - "if we cut this hose here, it will free up the slack and then we should be able to just knock this part down and then take the top off."

Ummm ... sure. It's 10 am dad ... I'm not fucking awake. I smile and nod and pass him the cutting device thingers.

CLIP

And all of a sudden, this tall fuck is running for the doors.

I didn't know what it was at the time ... all I knew was that there was something spraying out from the hose in high volume.

Turns out the brilliant idea turned into clipping the freon hose.

An hour later, after it finally finishes leaking out, we finish the job.

And then start on the next refirgeration unit.

Anyone wanna guess what happened? YUP - apparently my dad had a brain transplant and got a goldfishes ... 'cause the first thing he did was clip the fucking freon hose and then muttered "aww shit" under his breath.

Yup ... he forgot that he had done the same thing an hour earlier to the other one.

PLEASE tell me there is still hope for me in the future.