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Sunday Mar 27, 2005

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Lessons in pot smoking #3,847:

When you think it is cool to craftily go outside and smoke a bowl at the side of your house, while your parents are asleep at the totally opposite side of the house ... remember to make sure that the lovely older couple next door have shut their side window completely.

I mean ... really ... why would they have it open at this time? It's pretty chilly out too ... and I know that they don't have a fireplace and their heater has been on the fritz all winter.

I was literally just thinking to myself (as I huffed a pull mind you) ... wouldn't it be fucked if the neighbours next door saw me through that window?

And badda-boom ... the light in that room comes on, a hand appears in the window and forcefully shuts the window and then the light goes off.

Can anyone say "PARANOID"??

If so, you were describing this man right here.

Once I chill out and enjoy the result of said pot lesson, I shall add more to this. Mainly my favourite picture of ... me. Thanks for sharing yours those that did.

Now - here comes the harder part. This is some peoples worst fears ... and some might feel awkward doing it ... but fair is fair ... if you're gonna flaunt your beauty, you have to also revel in the opposite side.

Post me your LEAST favourite picture of you and tell me why it is so.

And yeah ... I'll post that one for me too later. And yes, that made sense. Belive me. Please?
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dollbabyamy:
i'm sure you are just being paranoid. If they're an older couple, then they're probably not all that concerned with your pot smoking antics. They had to have some fun somewhere in their little old lives. smile
I wish I could post my least favorite pic of me...but it all comes back to the lack of a camera. Soon, man. Soon. smile
Mar 29, 2005
its_weaselle:
oh boy, you asked for it.......a pic i dont like, cause i have a big fat pumpkinhead!


and this pic is just funny....homage to seinfeld's "no pick! no pick!" episode.....


and one to remind you that i am cute contrary to previous photos......hahahaha


now the rest of the pics involved weiners and weasels, though none were hurt. but i will not incriminate myself..... biggrin
Mar 29, 2005

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