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One of my favourite and cutest friends just went anony ... anon ... black. Come back Miss StarCandy.


Merci to suzy_kabloozy for being the only one to post pics.

Although I'm not scorning the rest of you. It's just nice of her to share.

Anyways ... so today at work, mall security comes up to me and asks if I have seen a person they are looking for.

The conversation went thusly:

Fake pig: "Alright ... we're looking for an Oriental woman between 40 and 60, between 5'1 and 5'4, thin, light complexion with medium length straight black hair"

Me: "ummm ... there she is! *points to a random Oriental woman* ... no ... wait - you mean her? *points to another random Oriental woman* ... dude ... YOU JUST FUCKING DESCRIBED LIKE A BILLION PEOPLE!!"

I can't believe it's not bacon: "You don't have to be so rude."

Me: "And you don't have to be so stupid ... but you chose to. Stop wasting my time - I'm going back to work. Good luck sussing out your suspect. Oink."

Ahhhhhhhh ... I love annoying people. Verb - not ... uh ... noun. Whatever ... I hate grammar. I like to annoy people. There we go.