Alright ... forget the crappy aunt bitch.
Every year I jokingly ask my female friends for a very special Christmas present.
Only once has anyone ever followed through.
Not that I'm thinking there will be more of a chance here ... just gotta follow the tradition - and hell ... my non-SG friends are getting kinda tired of me asking for the same thing over and over and over again.
So ... female friends ... if you want to get me a Christmas present that will put a smile on my face, you don't even have to spend any money.
All ye need is a camera, some guts and a lack of clothing.
Yes ... nekkid pics.
Yes ... I am a perv.
But hell ... I'm a damn nice and *shudders* sweet one at that.
If anyone actually feels like fulfilling my Christmas list, you may send the present to abadinfluence@gmail.com
And no - they won't be posted on the internet, intra web, info super highway or any other name for this lovely creation from Al Gore.
Every year I jokingly ask my female friends for a very special Christmas present.
Only once has anyone ever followed through.
Not that I'm thinking there will be more of a chance here ... just gotta follow the tradition - and hell ... my non-SG friends are getting kinda tired of me asking for the same thing over and over and over again.
So ... female friends ... if you want to get me a Christmas present that will put a smile on my face, you don't even have to spend any money.
All ye need is a camera, some guts and a lack of clothing.
Yes ... nekkid pics.
Yes ... I am a perv.
But hell ... I'm a damn nice and *shudders* sweet one at that.
If anyone actually feels like fulfilling my Christmas list, you may send the present to abadinfluence@gmail.com
And no - they won't be posted on the internet, intra web, info super highway or any other name for this lovely creation from Al Gore.
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It's weird, I'm this happy cheerful person, but as soon as you put a camera on me I turn all angsty.
I'm smiling in all the butt pictures... really.
Next set I'll make sure to smile.