My aunt sucks goats.
My dad's birthday was yesterday. I figured our extended family would have a party for him yesterday, so I changed shifts so I could get the afternoon off to be at the party.
Friday, after it is too late to swtich things again, I find out that my aunt can't make it on Saturday, so the party has been changed to Sunday.
Problem - I work 12-7:15. Party is at 4.
So, luckily, my friend takes my shift today so I can celebrate my dads birthday with everyone else.
Guess who fucking doesn't show up today? My Aunt. Never calls or anything.
She calls two hours after everyone else left to say that she totally forgot about it.
HOW THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL did she forget about it in a two day span.
She is the epitome of a dumb blonde. I think the term arose from her.
Fucking moron that she is.
This is the same lady that wanted to put her own mother in a home when my grandfather died. Who cares that my grandmother was and still is completely able to care for herself ... my bitch of an aunt decides "It would be best for mom if she was in a home."
Right ... no one fucking means that when they say it - they just mean it will be easier on themselves.
That was three years ago ... she has harped on it ever since. But will she come help when my Grandmother needs a hand with something? God no ... it's always my cousin or my dad and I.
I just can't get over how fucking retarded she is.
I've put her on a different level in my life - she is not blood family to me - just some annoying retard that occasionally shows up at family functions and spouts about how I'm wasting my life and pretty much makes everyone miserable. Except my cousin ... who knows how to play her. Kudos to her ... but I can't even act nice around her anymore.
Whatever I get from her this year (which will hopefully not be as bad as the pair of female winter gloves she gave me last year) is staying under the tree and then later being shoved back in her face unopened. (A few days later ... I don't want to ruin anyone's Christmas.)
Arg to bitches around the world.
My dad's birthday was yesterday. I figured our extended family would have a party for him yesterday, so I changed shifts so I could get the afternoon off to be at the party.
Friday, after it is too late to swtich things again, I find out that my aunt can't make it on Saturday, so the party has been changed to Sunday.
Problem - I work 12-7:15. Party is at 4.
So, luckily, my friend takes my shift today so I can celebrate my dads birthday with everyone else.
Guess who fucking doesn't show up today? My Aunt. Never calls or anything.
She calls two hours after everyone else left to say that she totally forgot about it.
HOW THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL did she forget about it in a two day span.
She is the epitome of a dumb blonde. I think the term arose from her.
Fucking moron that she is.
This is the same lady that wanted to put her own mother in a home when my grandfather died. Who cares that my grandmother was and still is completely able to care for herself ... my bitch of an aunt decides "It would be best for mom if she was in a home."
Right ... no one fucking means that when they say it - they just mean it will be easier on themselves.
That was three years ago ... she has harped on it ever since. But will she come help when my Grandmother needs a hand with something? God no ... it's always my cousin or my dad and I.
I just can't get over how fucking retarded she is.
I've put her on a different level in my life - she is not blood family to me - just some annoying retard that occasionally shows up at family functions and spouts about how I'm wasting my life and pretty much makes everyone miserable. Except my cousin ... who knows how to play her. Kudos to her ... but I can't even act nice around her anymore.
Whatever I get from her this year (which will hopefully not be as bad as the pair of female winter gloves she gave me last year) is staying under the tree and then later being shoved back in her face unopened. (A few days later ... I don't want to ruin anyone's Christmas.)
Arg to bitches around the world.
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kinkerbelle:
why do you wanna know? 
Where do women usually get stretchmarks after they've had a kid? 
Where do women usually get stretchmarks after they've had a kid? 
sharona1881:
family sucks sometimes!