Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllo my Canada!!! Thank the God I don't believe in that you weren't ruined last night. I feared for you. I actually cried for you. I wanted the best for you. And while it might not be the absolute best result that followed, it's a zillion times better than it could have been.
Yes ... everyone ... come rejoice with me. Honestly, I am extremely happy today. I've been in a funk mood the past few weeks, yet as of last night around 9:30, I've been the giddiest I've been in a long time. Stephen Harper is not our new leader. Stephen Harper is not the big voice for my little mouth. More importantly, we will not saddle up to Dubya and be his whipping boy. We are not going to be a giant state. WE ARE STILL CANADA!!!!
Man am I ever happy. I got sooooooooooo sloshed last night celebrating. My head is still fuzzy ... but fuck it - I really don't care. We're still free!!
Anyways ... I'm done congratulating the Canadian people for doing a damn good job yesterday. I have new found faith in humanity (again).
So last night I was at my frineds place smoking a J and she was telling me about how on the weekend she went out to a club with the dude she is fucking and met these two girls - one of which her dude knows. Kay ... for simplicity in my fuzzyheadedness ... let's call my friend Sue and the dude we'll call her fuck toy Insect. So yeah ... Sue is describing one of the girls and how amazingly pretty she is and all this. She tells me that the girl was slim, had huge boobs, really cute and that she used to work at the club they were at up until a week ago (she was coat check and since it is summer, she wasn't needed anymore).
Funnily, that perfectly described on of my ex-girlfriends. So I asked if the girls name was Skylar and ... lo and behold, it was.
So ... Skylar is my ex-girlfriend. Sue and Skylar were flirting and cuddling with each other. Sue was also flirting and cuddling with the other girl - Katie. Who funnily enough as I found out, not only is a really good friend of Skylar, but my girlfriend also knows her and wanted to "have fun" with her.
So ... holy fucking small world.
But more importantly ... YAY CANADA.
I'm too giddy to type properly. None of the above makes any full sense ... I realize that. Sue me.
Yes ... everyone ... come rejoice with me. Honestly, I am extremely happy today. I've been in a funk mood the past few weeks, yet as of last night around 9:30, I've been the giddiest I've been in a long time. Stephen Harper is not our new leader. Stephen Harper is not the big voice for my little mouth. More importantly, we will not saddle up to Dubya and be his whipping boy. We are not going to be a giant state. WE ARE STILL CANADA!!!!
Man am I ever happy. I got sooooooooooo sloshed last night celebrating. My head is still fuzzy ... but fuck it - I really don't care. We're still free!!
Anyways ... I'm done congratulating the Canadian people for doing a damn good job yesterday. I have new found faith in humanity (again).
So last night I was at my frineds place smoking a J and she was telling me about how on the weekend she went out to a club with the dude she is fucking and met these two girls - one of which her dude knows. Kay ... for simplicity in my fuzzyheadedness ... let's call my friend Sue and the dude we'll call her fuck toy Insect. So yeah ... Sue is describing one of the girls and how amazingly pretty she is and all this. She tells me that the girl was slim, had huge boobs, really cute and that she used to work at the club they were at up until a week ago (she was coat check and since it is summer, she wasn't needed anymore).
Funnily, that perfectly described on of my ex-girlfriends. So I asked if the girls name was Skylar and ... lo and behold, it was.
So ... Skylar is my ex-girlfriend. Sue and Skylar were flirting and cuddling with each other. Sue was also flirting and cuddling with the other girl - Katie. Who funnily enough as I found out, not only is a really good friend of Skylar, but my girlfriend also knows her and wanted to "have fun" with her.
So ... holy fucking small world.
But more importantly ... YAY CANADA.
I'm too giddy to type properly. None of the above makes any full sense ... I realize that. Sue me.
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takk:
i am a dude, 
i live in florida, and i like green eggs and ham...oh yeah....i like boobs as well. thank for askin 
i live in florida, and i like green eggs and ham...oh yeah....i like boobs as well. thank for askin
takk:
i have a neice and nephew who i used to actually make green eggs and ham for with a lil dye, it was odd but i enjoyed the looks of wonder so indeed im a fan hehe.... and the book.. anything dr seuss is tops in my book 