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I would just like to announce how much of a giant tard I am.

I have an aqua pipe, nice lil compact thingy. It's been pulling pretty weak lately, so I decided to sit down and do a massive cleaning of it.

Spent a good 30 minutes and got it all nice and spiffy. Packed a bowl with it and was disappointed to see that it still didn't pull properly.

I resigned myself to the fact that it was shoddily designed and needed to be cleaned some way I don't know possible.

Finished off the bowl after sucking so hard my lungs hurt and dumped the ashes out. That would be when I figured out how much of a tard I am.

I didn't put a new screen in it after cleaning out, therefore, there was now stuff clogging the stem of it. Man did I ever feel like giving up for good. I must officially be a pothead now.

So my friend saw my last journal entry about how I hadn't seen the Star Wars movies and berated me for a good hour about how much of a dork I am.

I've made a small list here ... these are apparently great films which I have never seen:

Gone with the wind, Breakfast at Tiffany's, any Rocky movie, Godfather trilogy, Bladerunner, Highlander, most of the Indiana Jones movies, Labyrinth, Braveheart, American Beauty, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Lost Highway, really ... I could go on and on and on. But there is no point.

Of course, of all those listed above, I own about 25% of them, just never had the chance to watch them at all.

Oh ... and Dogma, Chasing Amy and Mallrats ... although I've been told that Mallrats is the story of my life from 14-16.

Yes, yes, I am a huge dork. Thank you. *bows*

At least I now know someone else who hasn't seen the Star Wars movies.