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Stoner thoughts of the night:

~ I saw a lot of spiders outside tonight while smoking a bowl. By a lot, I mean two. But that is easily at least three more than I'm comfortable with.

~ I also saw a lot of wildlife - a dragonfly, a bird, either a large chipmunk or a rat, my neighbours 325lb rottweiler ... (or however you wanna spell that) and a snail. However, I saw the snail too late ... I heard the crunch when I stepped out of my garage. Oops. That was edible.

~ two days till my birthday and yet no one has ponied up and sent me nekkid pics of them

~ stupid customer of the day quote:
"Do you buy computers?"
"yes, but it has to be at least a Pentium II"
"I dunno ... all it says is Celeron 700 something"
"Alright, lemme pass you over to our buyer ... I'm not 100% sure on what the computer needs for us to want to buy it"
"But you work there - you should know it"
"Sure ma'am ... however, you own the computer, you should know what it is. Please hold."

~ I love retarded customers.

~ I'm hungry