When you:
Get a concussion from being kicked in the head.
Get a right hook to the face.
Get slapped in the face with a shoe.
Get the wind knocked out of you from being kicked in the chest.
Get bit.
Oh and my favorite
Get you hair pulled out of your head.
And it all... Read More
So listen to this.
I got pulled over in my work parking lot.'
Yeah. I'm so awesome Officer Carter didn't give me a ticket.
I was going 28 mph in a 20 mph zone.
Plus I didn't signal my right turn into the parking lot.
What was my excuse that got me out of this tight situation you might ask?
"Oh I'm really sorry officer... Read More
Every since last weekend I've been looking forward to this weekend.
My place of employment thought for some odd reason that it would be awesome to take away our weekends.
Now we only have every third weekend off.
Yeah I know .
It SUCKS.
Apparently they were having problems with people always calling in.
Yeah like taking away everyones weekends will... Read More
well, I'm going to have to go against every1 here and say milk is evil/gross... chocolate however is awesome... now the question is this. Is chocolate SO awesome that it overrides the evil that is milk???? I don't know... I fear that even if we started working on this problem now, that not even our childrens children will have an answer.....*sigh*