aaryka

So listen to this.
I got pulled over in my work parking lot.'
Yeah. I'm so awesome Officer Carter didn't give me a ticket.
I was going 28 mph in a 20 mph zone.
Plus I didn't signal my right turn into the parking lot.
What was my excuse that got me out of this tight situation you might ask?
"Oh I'm really sorry officer I thought it was a turning lane. This is my first time coming from that direction. I didn't know there wasn't a turning lane."
ha ha ha ha what a sucker.
As for the speeding excuse.
Well it wasn't needed.
Yeah. I'm awesome what can I say.
I've been pulled over lets see.... 6 different times.
I've only gotten 1 ticket.
I got trapped between school zone lights.
Really how was I supposed to know that they were on when I didn't pass one until 200 yards down the road.
Plus I almost got out of that ticket.
The officer that came up to my car was going to let me go.
But the officer in the car wanted to give me the ticket.
So the settled on a $65 ticket instead of a $500 + ticket.
Works for me.
Anyways.

Today is my Friday and I'm loving it.