A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job". The social worker behind the counter says,
"Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy
says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah,
well, you
started it."
counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job". The social worker behind the counter says,
"Your
timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy
says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah,
well, you
started it."
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I'm working at the beach
The Olympics are approaching and more people are coming...
but I'll manage ...lol
Take care
V.