Bartending this Saturday. Valentines Day is this Saturday. Excuse me while I spit in your drink.
Laying off of smoking a wee bit. I realized that this last week I went through a whole lot, my voice got all scratchy, don't need that. Gotta keep my voice nice so that I can make easy money from old wealthy women who ask me to come back to their place ... lots of old women want a little gay man to take home, and I almost fit the bill, except I am straight, as far as sexual preference is concerned. Otherwise I am as gay as they come. What other man spends two hours in Crate and Barrell going over different toys for the kitchen?
Laying off of smoking a wee bit. I realized that this last week I went through a whole lot, my voice got all scratchy, don't need that. Gotta keep my voice nice so that I can make easy money from old wealthy women who ask me to come back to their place ... lots of old women want a little gay man to take home, and I almost fit the bill, except I am straight, as far as sexual preference is concerned. Otherwise I am as gay as they come. What other man spends two hours in Crate and Barrell going over different toys for the kitchen?
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lay off the smoking a bit...a scratchy voice is no good, except for in the bedroom...