Being sick, for me, is kind of a double-edged sword. On one hand, I feel like shit, I dont want to go out, and no one brings me chicken soup. On the other hand, I get to stay inside, watch TV, fuck around on my computer or otherwise sit on my ass and not feel the least bit of remorse or irresponsibility. I dont have to do anything at all and its ok.

Also, some cold medicines are kinda good.