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aaron

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Saturday Aug 29, 2009

Aug 28, 2009
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Ok, why didn't I join an online dating site earlier, the entertainment is fucking endless! Tonight's winner is KUDDLES10099, lets see what Kuddles has to say.

About Me

I want to meet someone between 28-32.Who's 6ft tall or taller,200lbs or more w/a bigger build,someone who is not skinny& has meat on their bones.I only like bigger guys.Also someone without a LITTLE boy voice.Someone w/their own car,job,their own place,lives alone,never married w/no kids,even though i do like kids & want to have some someday.Also a nonsmoker/druguser.One big things is I DO NOT like to party,AT ALL.I HATE going to bars&clubs.I will not go to those places.Even a party like that at a house is a no go for me.So if you like to party,than i would NOT be your type.I want to find someone who is past that,& a little more serious & grounded & doesn't think life is one big party.



PLEASE ONLY reply or message me ONLY if you think I'd really be interested & if you think you'd be a good fit for me.That means someone SERIOUS.Serious about alot of things.Serious about a LT relationship.Serious about giving me a REAL chance,not just juding a book by it's cover.Serious about not only earning my trust,but making an effort to keep my trust,I don't trust people very easily.Serious about getting to know me & me alone,not me & 10 other people.Serious about giving up other girls for me.Serious about treating me w/all the respect,decencey,kindness,caring & love that I know I deserve.Serious about being there for me,not just being mean to me if my feelings were hurt,or make me to feel like there's something wrong with me.Even if you were the one who did it,taking responsibility for & owning up to that.I am a VERY sensitive person & my feelings get hurt easily.I want to find someone who has the patience & the capacity to handle that.I've been through a rough relationship & I feel like that gets held against me.Also someone who doesn't have ANY female friends,0,that they wld talk to or hang out with while they were getting to know me.Also if I'm in a committed relationship, & you have a girlfriend,I think it's totally unnecessary & unneeded to have female friends on the side.I think it's downright disrespectful to the person who you are with.If you have a problem with this,you can just move on right now,Because my feelings about that WILL not change.I would like to meet someone who lives close,in the priorlake,Savage,Burnsville,shakopee,Applevalley,jordan area,but you don't have to.FROM MINNESOTA ONLY,I don't date people from other states.



First Date:

JUST SOMETHING SIMPLE,GOING OUT TO DINNER.I know it's probably hard to find right now,but I want someone who is finanically stable enough to take care of things on a date,& wants to.I'm an old fashioned kind of girl & I think it should be that way.Also I like to make the 1st move on a date.I want someone who knows how to keep their hands to themselves,especially on a 1st date,& is not gonna have their hands all over me right away.I DO like to cuddle,kiss & hold hands though.I just want to take things SLOW physically & I'm not just out for sex.So if you are than PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE,BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT GET ANY RESPONSE BACK FROM ME.



Now this profile is so insane it's hard to believe it's real although the details are convincing, some highlights: you must hate fun, have zero and I mean ZERO female friends, and she likes to make the first move on a date, she likes to cuddle but SLOW. The best part; in her list of interests she included Reese Witherspoon. Frankly, I'm speechless.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
burtlo:
Did you find her on MINNESOTA-dating.com? Because besides all the other mounting insecurities she only dates people from Minnesota.
Aug 29, 2009
stfred:
Thats gold smile
Aug 30, 2009

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