so drunk last night.
went to mod club.
i worked at 8am this morning.
i came home early tho.
ugh.
i hate ashley because she made me leave the emo boy i was in love with at mod club.
which reminds me.
im not gay anymore.
i just love people.
scratch that.
i love girls and emo boys.
bleeding emotional emo boys.
who have intelligence and wit and sarcastic charisma.
actually ive decided i need to go out with a bi emo boy who has all of the above features and is super pretty.
cos then i can make out with girls and he can make out boys and it'll be one big happy sexual relationship.
holy sheeze.
ash and i got got hit on by these dutch boys last night.
best pick up line ever:
"if i dress up as a girl - would you eat me out?"
lol
seriously, how can you say no to that??
omg, im so sad.
i really wanted to talk to the emo boy.
wait, i did talk to him.
i really wanted to make out or something hetrosexually slutty with that emo boy.
and he wasnt just emo.
he was nerdy.
*swoOoon*
in my drunken rage last night,
i found a bitch ass slut cunt of a mouse in my room
asshole.
i spent 15 mins kicking things in my room to make it go away.
yes
thats the logical way.
lol
so i slept with ashley.
swoOn. roomie lurve.
- - -
i love this song.
probably cos its produced by the neptunes.
Uh huh, this is my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit
- - -
I need to get drunk again tonight.
Fuck that sickness.
went to mod club.
i worked at 8am this morning.
i came home early tho.
ugh.
i hate ashley because she made me leave the emo boy i was in love with at mod club.
which reminds me.
im not gay anymore.
i just love people.
scratch that.
i love girls and emo boys.
bleeding emotional emo boys.
who have intelligence and wit and sarcastic charisma.
actually ive decided i need to go out with a bi emo boy who has all of the above features and is super pretty.
cos then i can make out with girls and he can make out boys and it'll be one big happy sexual relationship.
holy sheeze.
ash and i got got hit on by these dutch boys last night.
best pick up line ever:
"if i dress up as a girl - would you eat me out?"
lol
seriously, how can you say no to that??
omg, im so sad.
i really wanted to talk to the emo boy.
wait, i did talk to him.
i really wanted to make out or something hetrosexually slutty with that emo boy.
and he wasnt just emo.
he was nerdy.
*swoOoon*
in my drunken rage last night,
i found a bitch ass slut cunt of a mouse in my room
asshole.
i spent 15 mins kicking things in my room to make it go away.
yes
thats the logical way.
lol
so i slept with ashley.
swoOn. roomie lurve.
- - -
i love this song.
probably cos its produced by the neptunes.
Uh huh, this is my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit
- - -
I need to get drunk again tonight.
Fuck that sickness.
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i like it. i like it a lot.
i wish i had a pickup line on that on pickup lines day in sex ed class...