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There is no one cooler and much more fun than myself.
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aficionado:
does that mean everyone around you sucks?
mutiny:
awww, i'm trying to get a party in the cities before i leave. you shoudl go if there is one.

<3
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Little known facts about Penny.

Just added -

I can work on my own car, but I don't, I make J do it. But the point is, I know about cars and motorcycles. Which leads to my next one-

I hate Harleys. Fucking crap.

1 - I sing and play the drums, for, like, ever.

2 - I have two sisters. Neither of them look...
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moongirl:
ARRR!!!
how's the farm?
moongirl:
you also forgot your amazing rice crispie bars
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Are you honestly telling me you can look at a monkey and not get hungry!?
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halsonic:
I doubt he would taste very good considering his diet. He eats from the Fugia dumpster regularly and only drinks J&B.

I am working on figuring out a night we can grab a drink. It's just been to crazy at work right now to allow for the after effects.

I have a sneaking suspicion when you put the two of us together and add a bar drunken debauchery will ensue.
rylie:
Dude.
No.

BAD PENNY!
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People are utterly boring. I'm not boring, but other people are. And they need to not be boring, because it really annoys me, and then I have to listen to them be boring. Its so annoying.
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steel_talons:
*yawns*
thejuanupsman:
I find people to be endlessly entertaining.
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The weasel is nesting. His name is Al. He is cute.
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drstinkypants:
i try to laugh at them, but the fact that they are also rude and i have to deal with them all day, kind of wears me thin
johnnyxcliche:
weasels...I just watched a nature show on them last weekend...they're mean...just like landlords...buy a house for me, pretty please? love kiss biggrin
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"Jewster. Its like a rooster made of Jew."

Original quote by a very famous aardvark after the term "drewster" was misheard.

bok bok bok bok bok bok bok bok biggrin
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moongirl:
two of my friends in college were arguing about how to pronounce karkov, one insisted "karkof" and the other "co-kov", the first one, my friend ryan, yells at the top of his lungs "K-A-R spells car"

and then i found five dollars

[Edited on Jul 16, 2005 4:57PM]
averagebadfriend:
smile I have not herd from you in some time,How are you?I drew a picture and posted it on my page so prepare you'r self for that wink .
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I wake up this morning for work, immediately feel sickly. I figure its because I've been working myself hard in the heat for the past few days. It happens, I figure it will pass. So I get out to my car to take off, 15 mins early and notice when I sit in my car that something is awry. Then I realize that my radio...
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scoots:
could you break that rant down into more than one paragraph? it would make it a bit easier for the reader.

thanks
aficionado:
graaaaaah that sucks. at least your sunglasses weren't touched.

I dunno about actually SLEEPING while waiting in the car for the guys. but. good tidings for fucking them bitches up.
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Work is so hot right now. I've got an abundance of odd jobs that I get to do and I have to choose between them and such. Oh well, its good money and I get to leave whenever I want.

My car has a gas leak right now, just a small one, but I still need to get it fixed because its fucking up my...
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averagebadfriend:
I hope you get you'r car fixed and I wish you well smile
scoots:
now my vagina is tingly
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My bbq rocked last night, even though only a handful of people showed up. But they were the cool people, not the loser people like you guys who didn't show up. So you suck weiners.
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scoots:
my vagina is quite nice, i assure you
moongirl:
i agree with sapphire

i also loved the horsey!