I got a new puppy for valentines day!!!!!! Aron suprised me. She is big and floppy and not hyper like my little tiny dog. We might actually be getting rid of her just because we're never at home. So if anyone knows of anyone who wants a purebred girl jack russell female, shes up to date on her shots, 5 months old, cute as hell,...
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I am getting married. That is all.

All the shit on the computer screen is sideways, and it is really hard for me to make the mouse go the right way. I feel like I am in the labrynth. You know, the awesome movie with David Bowie. Where shit is all sideways at the end. Its fucking me all up. That is all.

JESUS I AM TIRED.

And also, I love my little puppy who is chewing all her hair off. She slept with me all night on the couch. My little girl is the best ever.

But I love you guys also.

Most of the time.

Not angry.

ANGRY!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!

Jesus built my hotrod. Its a love affair, mainly Jesus and my hotrod.

I'm gonna dinga ding dang my ding dong ling long.

How is Penny way cooler than you? Let me count the ways.

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Shit. This is going to take way too long. But I know its got to be at least......874. I can't help it.