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Thursday Sep 29, 2005

Sep 29, 2005
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Dreams, ah dreams.

Okay, the other night I had a dream that I was some sort of contestant or prize for some show, Either that or a high end ho for some famous guy. Anyway, I meet this guy and we end up getting it on. Well, he has a tiny weiner so I have him put it in my ass, and this other guy appears with a massive weiner, and he stuck it in my "slam hole". Ha ha, Rylie will love that. Anyway, it was pretty hot and all.

Then I had a dream that I met Scoots. He was alot taller than me, and it was pretty cool.

I forget the dream I had last night, but it was pretty weird. At least I'm not killing anyone lately.

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sick:
Drink most people under the table? Is that a challenge, darling? Because I'm drunk right now, and fully believe I have reason to be. Seasoned alcoholic and all that.

But I'm more of a drink all day at a steady pace drinker than a go out and do a million shots in a row drinker. So maybe you'd have me beat.
Sep 30, 2005
sgt_shaw:
you rock! Even your dreams are cool wink
Oct 1, 2005

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