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aaardvark

Minneapolis

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Wednesday Feb 02, 2005

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Well, my first night went okay. It was pretty boring though. I think I'll just do the waitressing, at least I know I'll have a constant job with that. The first lap dance I did the guy was upset because I didn't make him hard. He was such a dumbass. Otherwise it was fine, just a lot of standing around and mindless chitchat. I can't stand that sort of shit.

Been working out like crazy, was going to go boarding this week, but its much too warm, so that blows.

Don't really have much else to say, talk to you guys later!

Penny.

I don't usually do this shit, but J's gone and I'm bored as hell!

A is for age: 21

B is for booze: Can't deny the good ol G & T, however, as of late its been a good shot of tequila.

C is for career: Mama was a rollin' stone.

D is for Dad's name: Barry White, and I swear its not a joke.

E is for essential items to bring to party: I don't know about a party, but if I can't fit everything I own into a car, its not worth having.

F is for favorite song at the moment: I'm listening to older music again. So I don't know. Don't ask me again.

G is for girlfriend: Damn, I haven't got a girlfriend. I claim Rylie.

H is for Hometown: M to the I, okay, I'm bored with that already. It's minneapolis.

I is for instruments I play: Gotta have more cowbell!! Seriously though, drums. And my voice, but I think it's more an instrument of torture.

J is for jam or jelly: Death jelly.

K is for Kids: I FUCKING HATE BABIES!!!!! Ugly smelly dirty bastards.

L is for living arrangements: My moderately priced modest apartment. It smells sometimes because my neighbors cook weird stuff.

M is for mom's name: Barb. No one is allowed to call her Barbie.

N is for name of friend: Netty. Netty Spaghetti. She was my best friend in high school.

O is for overnight hospital stays: I'M MADE OF TITANIUM!!!!!!!!!!!! Never been to the hospital, unless you count when I was born, but I don't.

P is for Phobias: Germs and spiders. It used to be heights, but rock and mountain climbing takes care of that.

Q is for quotes you like: "I've got a feva, and the only cure is more cowbell!"

R is for longest Relationship: 3 yrs. First loves are a bitch.

S is for sexual position: I love a pair of strong hands around my neck. Its just better from behind...

T is for time you wake up: It depends on my job, I'm a very versatile person.

U is for unique traits and features: I have this ugly mole on my lower back. It never bothered me until a month ago, now it kills me. I have a nice little collection of scars, all with their very own funny stories. If you ask, I may tell.

V is for vegetable you love: The two B's in life. Broccoli and Brussles.

W is for worst trait/feature: My pasty whiteness. But I'll gladly give up skin cancer for it.

X is for x-rays you've had: 1.

Y is for yummy food I can make: I make the best lasagne in the world. And I rock when it comes to dessert.

Z is for zodiac sign: I'm a lion. I'll eat all your asses if you fuck with me.
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
toneski:
What is teh Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?
Feb 4, 2005
pixie_punch:
sorry for being such a bitch last night. i totally did not mean to blow you guys off... frown i sorry.
Feb 4, 2005

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