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Minneapolis

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Wednesday Dec 17, 2003

Dec 17, 2003
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Hump day. Ain't goin to be no humpin goin on in da hizzy. I hate being a girl sometimes. I think I'm going to die. I'm pretty sure my gutty whats are trying to somehow wiggle their way out of some sort of orifice. Pissing me off. So we have people coming to the house on Friday to do the annual fire extinguisher/fire alarm check. The city comes into your house and says, "Hey, we're just going to look at all your shit, hope you don't mine." No no, go right ahead, as I sit here in my pajamas. Actually, that's not true, cause I sleep nekkid, but I put some on in the morning, you know, to keep up appearances. And if that isn't bad enough, the people who own the building are coming today to do a pre-inspection inspection. I love it. Perfect day they chose.
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shescravingsweet:
i once put shower surtain rings through my ears too. wow.
and i sleep nekkid, but i dont have any smoke detector inspections today. so i guess we arent really the same person are we.... ok just checking
Dec 18, 2003
nikki_darling:
Inspections are no big deal after you have woken up to several men in your bed wearing combat gear with guns pointed in your face who then proceed to ripping those warm covers off you to reveal skin scantily clad in a thin silk nightie w/o panties then being cuffed with arms behind a chair, seated in the middle of the room and interrogated.

Drug raids Are a whole diff kind of inspection.
I guess they would be considered "the other white meat"?

It was kind of traumatic then, but now I occasionally reminisce whilst masturbating. I own that shi....
wink
Dec 18, 2003

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