aaardvark

Yay, look at all the fucking snow. My board beckons to me. I'm the happiest fucking girl alive today. I could just poop my fur, I'm so excited. But yeah, anyway, enough about that. Some one knocked on my door this morning, but I never answer my door. Last time I didn't answer it was a cop, and he left his card, and it wasn't even for anyone who lived in my apartment. Oh did I tell you all that I get mail for approximately 10 people, other than myself and my roomie? Yeps, we never get mail, just theirs. That's annoying. I'm about to throw it all on the ground and be like, what the fuck, stop giving us their mail damn it. We don't like your kind here -spit-. Then I shall taunt then until they agree to stop giving us their mail. Jerks.

Mick to the E.