Are you honestly telling me you can look at a monkey and not get hungry!?
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People are utterly boring. I'm not boring, but other people are. And they need to not be boring, because it really annoys me, and then I have to listen to them be boring. Its so annoying.
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steel_talons:
*yawns*
thejuanupsman:
I find people to be endlessly entertaining.
The weasel is nesting. His name is Al. He is cute.
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drstinkypants:
i try to laugh at them, but the fact that they are also rude and i have to deal with them all day, kind of wears me thin
johnnyxcliche:
weasels...I just watched a nature show on them last weekend...they're mean...just like landlords...buy a house for me, pretty please? 
"Jewster. Its like a rooster made of Jew."
Original quote by a very famous aardvark after the term "drewster" was misheard.
Original quote by a very famous aardvark after the term "drewster" was misheard.
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moongirl:
two of my friends in college were arguing about how to pronounce karkov, one insisted "karkof" and the other "co-kov", the first one, my friend ryan, yells at the top of his lungs "K-A-R spells car"
and then i found five dollars
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and then i found five dollars
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averagebadfriend:
I have not herd from you in some time,How are you?I drew a picture and posted it on my page so prepare you'r self for that 
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I have not herd from you in some time,How are you?I drew a picture and posted it on my page so prepare you'r self for that .I wake up this morning for work, immediately feel sickly. I figure its because I've been working myself hard in the heat for the past few days. It happens, I figure it will pass. So I get out to my car to take off, 15 mins early and notice when I sit in my car that something is awry. Then I realize that my radio...
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scoots:
could you break that rant down into more than one paragraph? it would make it a bit easier for the reader.
thanks
thanks
aficionado:
graaaaaah that sucks. at least your sunglasses weren't touched.
I dunno about actually SLEEPING while waiting in the car for the guys. but. good tidings for fucking them bitches up.
I dunno about actually SLEEPING while waiting in the car for the guys. but. good tidings for fucking them bitches up.
Work is so hot right now. I've got an abundance of odd jobs that I get to do and I have to choose between them and such. Oh well, its good money and I get to leave whenever I want.
My car has a gas leak right now, just a small one, but I still need to get it fixed because its fucking up my...
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averagebadfriend:
I hope you get you'r car fixed and I wish you well
scoots:
now my vagina is tingly
My bbq rocked last night, even though only a handful of people showed up. But they were the cool people, not the loser people like you guys who didn't show up. So you suck weiners.
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scoots:
my vagina is quite nice, i assure you
I just got a ps2 and I am in love with it, but I don't have any games, or any money to buy games. Those things are expensive. DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!
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johnnyxcliche:
I don't have a place to move, or a place to store all my stuff (like my bigass project vehicle)...getting kicked out because the landlord is a bastard...it's a long story...I'm on the verge of buying a house, but it's gonna take at least another month to work out the details...
moongirl:
tonight was really fun
tell alex no i'm still not going to flash him
tell alex no i'm still not going to flash him
I'm bored, someone play with me.
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frankmask:
I'm the Frank. My truck is the Tank. : )
zomif:
What do you whant to play with?
It is really nice to have a steady flow of money. I can go out and do things with friends and stuff. I guess thats all I really have to say other than I'm bored and its beautiful out and I want to go do things. We'll see what comes up.
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scoots:
yeah, THINGS are fun, you should go do THINGS.
johnnyxcliche:
Let's watch Law and Order and Cops...it's great to watch idiots get caught...speaking of which, my friend just found out her b/f of 5 months is like 6 years older than he said he was, and he has 19 felony convictions on his record and spent 3 years in jail...DRAMA!!!...hehehe
We can't stop here! This is bat country!
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averagebadfriend:
Bat country!or is it?I have never been there is it near a cave? Ha ha ha!(that was a dumb joke I just told 
) I hope you are ok and redy and willing(that was anouther dumb joke )but I do hope you are ok!
Bat country!or is it?I have never been there is it near a cave? Ha ha ha!(that was a dumb joke I just told ) I hope you are ok and redy and willing(that was anouther dumb joke )but I do hope you are ok!
rylie:
come over tonight, sucka. I'm dining with the folks at 6:30, but alli should be home around 7
Well, I have been horribly sick lately. Came just as I am supposed to start work today, which I didn't do being that I have been basically couch bound for the past week or so. Anyway, I think I'm getting better and shall be ready to go to work tomorrow. However, no drinking for two weeks, and no working out or exerting myself for the...
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z:
I am also working till 3, probably. I might end up sticking around till 4:30 or so. Then I have a brief chunk of time to walk home, maybe get some packing done, and change into my workout clothes. Then I have circus practice from 6 to 7, and then hopefully maybe chillin with Pekoe. But call me anyway!
steel_talons:
Dig the new profile pic. Is that new ink?
What kind sub-contracting work do you do? You dont run the wires through the walls after theyre drywalled do you? Cause youre tiny.
What kind sub-contracting work do you do? You dont run the wires through the walls after theyre drywalled do you? Cause youre tiny.
I am working on figuring out a night we can grab a drink. It's just been to crazy at work right now to allow for the after effects.
I have a sneaking suspicion when you put the two of us together and add a bar drunken debauchery will ensue.
No.
BAD PENNY!